#1
well... my girlfriend and i kiss alot but we dont snog or 'get off' because i dont know how ... any tips/tutorials?
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#3
This probably goes in the sex thread. Delete this and go there, you'll get more serious responses probably.
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#6
my only advice to you is to actually do it. sure, you might feel a bit weird and out of place but you'll eventually learn. just do what feels good to you.

personally, in my experience, every girl kisses differently, so the first few times are just getting to know how they do it.
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#7
If you don't know how to kiss, chances are you aren;t mature enough to be going french anyway.
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how does not not knowing how to kiss make me immature... :?

anyways.. im just going to do it maybe beer may help
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how does not not knowing how to kiss make me immature... :?

anyways.. im just going to do it maybe beer may help

if you want to risk making out with a chick who's wasted, then be my guest. personally, too much beer + making out is immorally wrong and just isn't the same because it'll feel like you're using her.

just a little drink or something would be fine i guess, so long as she's sober.
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how does not not knowing how to kiss make me immature... :?

anyways.. im just going to do it maybe beer may help


Did u just use the word Beer to try to seem more mature? fail
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Did u just use the word Beer to try to seem more mature? fail

I didn't see it like that but it all comes together now...
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if you want to risk making out with a chick who's wasted, then be my guest. personally, too much beer + making out is immorally wrong and just isn't the same because it'll feel like you're using her.

just a little drink or something would be fine i guess, so long as she's sober.

So it's morally right?

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well... my girlfriend and i kiss alot but we dont snog or 'get off' because i dont know how ... any tips/tutorials?


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So it's morally right?

Zing.





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#20
Getting off with a girl is slang for kissing, not just sex, for all the people making references to sex.
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#21
if you need serious advice, ask in the sex thread. all you need to do is try stuff, or ask her what she likes.

beer will just make your breath smell and make your mouth taste gross.
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