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I do not wish to die, nor do I want to let the people around me die. I am only 16, so I know I have a long while to live, unless something spontaneous or unprovoked arose and I ended up being killed, but for other people their life span is signifigantly shorter.

I know the problems that come along with immortality, but it does not make me worry for the time being.

Is there any way that people can make a potion for immortality? or a way for people to brought back to life?

If you just say no, well, that doesn't help anyone now does it. If you can, please elaborate on why we cannot do so or why we can.

Also, it doesn't necessarily have to be a potion either, it can be anything that will make you immortal or have ever lasting youth, eg. rituals, fusions, medical procedures, etc.

Any help would be appreciated.
#4
Ive heard that the fountain of everyouthfullness has been discovered and bought for $50mil , id suggest researching into that.
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#8
you could always just freeze yourself until a later date.
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#9
omg are you serious, lulz... not possible bro... wont happen
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#10
Unless you had a genetic mutation, and could heal yourself (like Claire on Heroes), then it's impossible. But still, that'd might not let you live forever anyway.
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#11
You have to realize, that like Nicolas Cage's career, everything dies eventually and theres nothing you can do but sit there and watch it happen
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#12
lol funny.
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#14
As one of the pits resident Spaniards I feel obligated to inform you that we (the Spanish) have had no success in discovering the fountain of youth despite the annihilation of several different races of Native Americans. I will however keep you posted on any new developments in our search for immortality.
#16
you can sell your soul to the devil for everlasting youth, but then again, the devil gonna come to collect his due sooner or later.

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#17
I'm dead serious. No one wants to die...Well, they probably do. But, I don't care, I don't.

Hmm...I will research farther into this...
#19
i have just the ritual you are looking for. first you need a potion made of smashed cockroaches, prune juice, spider monkey semen, and a few sprinkles of cocaine. after drinking the potion, you must find a 5 month old baby (exactly 5 months or it won't work), and ram a knife through it's heart. after killing the child, extract and devour it's heart. woo hoo your immortal, if you don't believe me, shoot yourself, nothing will happen.


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#21
Adam from heroes.

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EDIT: Get some of clairs blood so you can regenerate.
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#23
There is an old Norwegian legend, dating back hundreds of years, that dancing in front of an oncoming train will make you immortal. Why not try it???

PS- Dont try it, just forget about this whole thread.
#24
even freezing yourself kills you so it is impossible
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#26
Oh ****, I totally forgot. Find some fetuses break their necks open and suck out their stem cells. I believe that it has worked before . . .
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I do not wish to die, nor do I want to let the people around me die. I am only 16, so I know I have a long while to live, unless something spontaneous or unprovoked arose and I ended up being killed, but for other people their life span is signifigantly shorter.

I know the problems that come along with immortality, but it does not make me worry for the time being.

Is there any way that people can make a potion for immortality? or a way for people to brought back to life?

If you just say no, well, that doesn't help anyone now does it. If you can, please elaborate on why we cannot do so or why we can.

Also, it doesn't necessarily have to be a potion either, it can be anything that will make you immortal or have ever lasting youth, eg. rituals, fusions, medical procedures, etc.

Any help would be appreciated.


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#28
i read some celebrities once had semen or blood or sumthing injected in that very same quest....it didn't work...get over yourself mate
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#31
Freezing. Look it up. I agree with you on not wanting to die, life is too great to give up to age.

Hope also lies in how well we get to know the human genome.
#32
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Oh ****, I totally forgot. Find some fetuses break their necks open and suck out their stem cells. I believe that it has worked before . . .

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#33
The Bible. Has the only known answer to the problem of death that I know of. But maybe there is a potion...or maybe its too far fetched.

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#34
crack kills.
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#35
Just wait until you get old and bored of life. And incapable of doing anything fun.
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#36
You have to cut your penis / balls off and eat them... sorry i don't know the recipe to cook it with but i know it is some special way or it will not work.
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Damn . . . maybe the key to immortality lies in the inability to walk . . .
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For a second i thought your thread said "I need immoralty."
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me too, i was halfway through reading it and i was like ...what the hell is going on? ? ....

then i reread the title and i was like ooooooohhhh
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#40
i hazx a magic poshun it will cost theee 2 noodz

become a christian.

or, grow up
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