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#1
he's walking around and calling for a guy named Gunther.

How do I get rid of him? Should I call the cops? I don't feel like chasing him away, he might have a knife or something.

Man he stinks something terrible, I just had to close all of the windows because his stench was coming in through the windows.

How do I get rid of a drunk without going outside and chasing him away?
#3
reminds me of that shaun of the dead scene

spin him round and watch him fall
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#4
just call the fuzz
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#6
Walk outside with a gun, he'll get the message
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#9
Throw meat at him.
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#10
air soft gun. good times insue
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#12
Alas I have no gun

not eaven an air rifle.

I'm afraid of calling the cops, and him leaving before they get here. (probably get fined for calling cops without reason, they're pretty strict around here)
#13
u can tell all the americans posting here as half the replies seem to say "use a gun"
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#16


Tell him Gunther went down the street, maybe he'll believe you.
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#18
a. man. called. gunther. in. germany.
why not round up half the country
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#23
take a beer, roll it away from you house, he should follow it
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#24
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Tell him Gunther went down the street, maybe he'll believe you.



I tried to tell him that from out of the window, he just said "waaaa?" and started staggering towards the window, I think he's trying to look inside now.
#27
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u can tell all the americans posting here as half the replies seem to say "use a gun"

Just for the record I'm not American. And your silly generalisations are worthless.

If you really want him to leave then call the cops, but hobos are people to, try reasoning with him, tell him Gunther isn't there.
#30
Tell him gunther is dead, then when he cries take a picture and post it here
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#34
This situation becomes a million times funnier when it's one in the morning and you're camping in the back garden.
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#36
throw rocks at him
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#37
Okay now I'm really scared

I went out and asked him what he was doing

he starts screaming at me "I'M SELLING CASTLES OF AIR" ("Ich verkaufe Luftschloesser") and pretending to be swinging a knife.

I ran back inside and locked all of the doors twice. **** i think I'm gonna call the cops, this guy is on some weird stuff
#38
In Texas that guy would probably be dead by now.


edit: depending on how argumentative he is, of course.
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