#1
so i have this problem... his name is jeremy... jeremy the mouse... and you see, he lives inside my lung.



a few years ago i accidentally (and unknowingly) inhaled an infant mouse. only recently did i find out, as the doctors did an x ray to find out what was causing such excruciating pain in my lung. we were all shocked to find a healthy, full grown mouse living inside my lung. he had survived by slowly chewing away at the inner walls of my lungs, but in the more recent days he has begun clawing and biting harder than normal.

i had come up with a plan to subdue him (or at least calm him down) by sniffing cheese. so every once in a while i would heat up some cheese or make a pizza or something and start inhaling rapidly.

this worked for a while, but now is not nearly as effective. i have resorted to grinding up cheese in the smallest possible particles and snorting it.
for now the mouse is calm, but what happens when this fails to satisfy him?
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#4
lol wut?

Smoke a joint, that'll f**k up the mouse




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#7
wtf? that is messed up
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#9
Inhale a mouse trap?
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Shouldn't the doctors remove it instead of sending you home and leaving it there?

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#14
Well they would have removed it after the x ray, the story is obviously fake and hes not actually the one with a mouse in his lung.




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