Poll: Which is the funniest/best sig?
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View poll results: Which is the funniest/best sig?
#1
3 8%
#2
7 18%
#3
3 8%
#4
2 5%
#5
24 62%
Voters: 39.
#1
Ok we have our 5 contestants, vote on your favorite and we'll decided who has the funniest sig/headline of the pit...

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#1 - exylum

Sig..

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

*get'cha pull*
R.I.P. DIMEBAG

( . ( . )
.......... (boobs)..........

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#2 - druz15_UG

Sig...

Quote by diminishedtobme
Enlarge a photo of your penis on photoshop, edit in a pair of testicles and give it to her, then she might be intrested in you.


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#3 - greasysnowball

Sig...

Quote by Burtonjp
Im secretly a lesbian female in a male body. The worlds a tough place for me.


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#4 - Shred Head

Sig...

NROP EERF OT KNIL TERCES A SI THIS (not so much funny as it as awesome!)

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#5 - Crovox

Sig...

Quote by UndeadPaperclip
I think I've gained so many gay points reading the past 3 pages of this thread that if I gave another man a blowjob I'd actually lose some.
Quote by imicius
We don't take kindly to no metric penises in the pit.


You think the sex was bad...well you want to know the worst part of it...heres that condom I told you I put on =)
You have a nice day now
#3
Those are horrible.
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#4
Alot of them, you have to see the thread they were written in to understand them.
" Did You know, in Tibet, if they want something, do you know what they do? They give something away."

"Do they ? That must be why they're such a dominant global power."
#7
Quote by sam b
None of them are remotely funny


+1
Quote by Alix_D
Never heard of Seinfeld, what kind of music do they play? Assuming they use Kramers, it must be heavy!



SAVE GIBSON

#11
sorry they arent the most humorous.

i left the thread open for 2 days to get as many responses as possible and eventually it just died out so i choose from the ones we had.
Quote by imicius
We don't take kindly to no metric penises in the pit.


You think the sex was bad...well you want to know the worst part of it...heres that condom I told you I put on =)
You have a nice day now
#12
Damn, There were some good ones, but I can't remember.
time machine. Inadvertently, I had created a
#14
To be honest, my favorite is the cream soda one.
In an interstellar burst! I am back to save the universe...
#15
Quote by DanRev
You have a ****e taste in signatures, dear.


well if i would have been given more to work with maybe we could have had some better ones but these are what was in the thread before it died off...
Quote by imicius
We don't take kindly to no metric penises in the pit.


You think the sex was bad...well you want to know the worst part of it...heres that condom I told you I put on =)
You have a nice day now
#16
I had a hell of a lot of them saved in a notepad file somewhere, but I can't seem to find the damned thing.

>_>
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#17
Quote by iceman_8319
Damn, There were some good ones, but I can't remember.
I'm quite fond of your sig.

To know another is to know a universe of others...
Sometimes a soul must wander to truly know it is home.

Andrew McMahon