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Ok, so after band practice, my bandmates and I like to prank call random people to unwind. So after a few calls, we dial a number, and the guy picks up and says something very professional sounding, but we think nothing of it. So my friend says (in a hilarious voice) "Hi, hello, I am from a local museum and we specialize in prehistoric animals and DIIIICK CHEEESE!!!!!" (Inside jokes that the pit will probably think are stupid). Then the guy says "I'm sorry, do you know that you just prank called the pentagon?" Then my friend hung up. So, what are the odds that we ACTUALLY just called the pentagon, or just some guy saying that to scare dumb kids? Also, I guess people could use this thread to post other prank call stories.
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#2
Hah! I'm always gonna do that whenever someone prank calls me now.
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#4
Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.
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Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.


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#7
1. The person on the receiving end would have spoken first with an official Pentagon greeting (whatever that is). If you didn't hear one, the guy was pranking you back and he got you good. Besides, I highly doubt a personal representative would have talked first without an automated machine directing you.
2. Making prank calls are for 10 year olds. Grow up.
3. You must be stupid
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Last edited by Harmonius at Jul 14, 2008,
#8
You got pranked on your own phone call.

Good job.
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#10
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Lol somebody pranked you, and you believed them. You, sir, just got owned!


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#11
Did the number just happen to be 1-800-pentagon?
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.


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#13
I didn't get owned. John got owned. I laughed my ass off at him when he freaked out.
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#14
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I didn't get owned. John got owned. I laughed my ass off at him when he freaked out.


Ahem. *Points to thread title*

Didn't believe it for a second, did you?
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Ahem. *Points to thread title*

Didn't believe it for a second, did you?


I REALLY ****ing hate that smiley. Pisses me off to no extent.
How many UGers are actually that sarcastic?

I know most of them are used jokingly ( ex: this guy ), but I don't know, that smiley just makes me wanna punch a baby in the teeth.
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I REALLY ****ing hate that smiley. Pisses me off to no extent.
How many UGers are actually that sarcastic?

I know most of them are used jokingly ( ex: this guy ), but I don't know, that smiley just makes me wanna punch a baby in the teeth.


Gettin' sensitive are we?


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I REALLY ****ing hate that smiley. Pisses me off to no extent.
How many UGers are actually that sarcastic?

I know most of them are used jokingly ( ex: this guy ), but I don't know, that smiley just makes me wanna punch a baby in the teeth.

you should see the one at another board i go to, it is live action so you actually see the person rolling their eyes and doing that **** eating half smile, twice as annoying.
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#20
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.



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#21
Quote by Td_Nights
Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

+1, the only way to prove your manhood is by shitting on a car.
#22
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.


Agreed!
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#24
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Hah! I'm always gonna do that whenever someone prank calls me now.


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I know most of them are used jokingly ( ex: this guy ), but I don't know, that smiley just makes me wanna punch a baby in the teeth.



What kind of freaky toothed babies do you know?!
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#27
You should have seen what happened, guys. Some kids called me, trying to be cool by saying they run a museum that specializes in dick cheese, and I turned around and said he had called the pentagon! Ive never heard someone hang up so fast! What a goof!!
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#28
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Did the number just happen to be 1-800-pentagon?

I might just check that myself.
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You should have seen what happened, guys. Some kids called me, trying to be cool by saying they run a museum that specializes in dick cheese, and I turned around and said he had called the pentagon! Ive never heard someone hang up so fast! What a goof!!


I was seriously about to post something to that effect, I think the Metallica avatar is controlling our brains in a similar manner.
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#30
"dick cheese"? god, you ARE a 10 year old!


everyone knows dicks don't make cheese.

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#31
yea, I'm sure the pentagon has a phone number

"hi, is this charley?"
"no this is the pentagon"
"oh. sorry"
"this conversation never happened"
"what?"
"and you never existed"
" *gulp* "
#33
hahahah if it was the pentagon then that's ****ing hilarious.
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Ok, so after band practice, my bandmates and I like to prank call random people to unwind.


it's how all the legends started off too buddy!
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#36
If that's how you unwind after practice, you will NEVER have any groupies.
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#37
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"dick cheese"? god, you ARE a 10 year old!


everyone knows dicks don't make cheese.



they don't!?




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#38
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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.

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Prank calls?

What are you, 10?

Be a man and go take a shit on someone's car.
#39
Dude, you think the pentagon has an open number which everyone can reach ? lol ! It's not like they have a 1-800 number for complaints and stuff..

The guy who picked up probably backfired your prank.
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#40
Quote by HeavenlyVirus
yea, I'm sure the pentagon has a phone number

"hi, is this charley?"
"no this is the pentagon"
"oh. sorry"
"this conversation never happened"
"what?"
"and you never existed"
" *gulp* "


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