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#1
Today dear pit monkeys I ate for the first time, a whirley burger and a deep fried mars bar. It was so good I feel compelled to ask others about their favourite 'junk' foodstuffs before my heart calls it a day and keels over...

So whuts ur fav0ritz f00dz what r givin u heartz attack?
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#4
Well I just ate some McVities' milk chocolaate coated biscuits and I - HHHNNNNNGGGGGHHH
#5
Today i ate my lunch at work.....and felt like room for more so i bought 5 greasy chicken thighs and a tub of mini muffins...mmmmm
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#6
A deep fried donner kebab made of mars bars wrapped in a Calzone Pizza.
#7
Kfc.
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#9
burger king stackers plz



EDIT: (to post above me) i like to keep it under 4 or even 3 patties..
#10
barbecue pringles. 'nuff said.
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#13
TONS of chocolate

its the first thing i eat when i wake up in the morning and i get withdrawl symptomsif i go a few days without
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#14
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I'd like to shake the hand of the person who is in a coma because of that!
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#16
I love Baconators.
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#17
There was this place right outside of my old job. It was called Highway 290W Diner (that should give you a vague idea of the place). They had these hamburgers and chicken sandwiches that were so greasy, your hands would be comepletely covered in in grease by the time you were done. I am talking about dripping down your forearms. The paper plates they came on would be completely see through by the time you were done. You could feel the grease slowly stopping up your heart even as you ate.
A friend of mine claimed he chocked on one once, but he was actually having a heartattack mid-meal.
#18


It taste so good, but after i finish it my heart feels like dying.
Did i eat too many?
did I jump in too fast?
how long's this shit last?
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#19
I just like regular Mars bars.

Not quite sure what heart stopping things I like. The whole overly greasy thing repulses me. It will probably be from too much sugar. Cake and icing = <3
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#20
There's a youtube video where someguy orders a double whopper and bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon. He get's like 20 extra bacon servings on it and eats it. The sandwich was like 80 % bacon.
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#21
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Why don't you just cut out the middleman and ask the cashier to hit you with a hammer?
#22
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burger king stackers plz



EDIT: (to post above me) i like to keep it under 4 or even 3 patties..

I ate a quadstacker in 1min 28sec last week
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#23
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****!!!! That looks soooooo good, where do i get one of those?
#24
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Why don't you just cut out the middleman and ask the cashier to hit you with a hammer?


Because hammers dont taste like an orgasm in your mouth.
#25
I get fried chicken about once a year. Every time, I enjoy it like if it was my first time getting a BJ.
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#27
pizza crunch supper

basically its a deep fried pizza with chips and usually I get a bottle of irn bru too
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#29
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Yum(no joke).


I know rite, I wanna know where I can get one.
#30
-insert picture of the 50lb burger-


But in all seriousness, extravagent Italian pasta, and LOTS of it =3
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#31
McDonald's or a good full English breakfast. Always makes my day when I get to enjoy my favouri-HHHHHNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
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#32
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There's a youtube video where someguy orders a double whopper and bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon and bacon. He get's like 20 extra bacon servings on it and eats it. The sandwich was like 80 % bacon.

Do want. (video)
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#33
There is a place here in Fort Collins called Big City Burrito. Theres a couple of them around the country now but the one here is the original and by far the best. The smallest burrito I've ever had there must've weight a pound and half. They load them up with these deep fried seasoned potatoes that are indescribably good on a burrito. I'd bet that even the small burritos have 2500 calories, but that isn't enough to keep away I have to go there twice a week or I just don't feel good about life.
#35
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Absolutely anything.


Would you eat Rocky Mountain Oysters? Definately heart attack inducing.
#36
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Would you eat Rocky Mountain Oysters? Definately heart attack inducing.

Providing they're nice and covered in grease, then yes
#37
Every burger I've had in the last sixth months was either a Loaded Steakhouse or a Baconator.

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#38
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#39
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Because hammers dont taste like an orgasm in your mouth.


...

Neither do burgers.
Unless they are semenburgers. Then they do.

Orgasms taste like orgasms in your mouth, though.
#40
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Providing they're nice and covered in grease, then yes

Just out of curiosity do you know what they are? If not i'll give you a hint, they aren't really oysters.
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