there was this exact thread a few days ago.
Quote by H4T3BR33D3R
Get a boner and slap your school doctor in the face with your penis.

It'll be funny.

Haiku by of friend of mine:
Fat guy play the bass
Get your jam on, get your jam
And peanut butter

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I've not laughed that hard (by laughed I mean giggled like a little girl) in a lonnnnnng time. Thank you.
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This is probably the un-funniest thread I have seen in the past 5 minutes TS...congratulations.

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