#1
Ok, Say that for some weird reason you're driving naked. You Then Hit someones car (no one is hurt, cars aren't severely damaged, just some dents). What do you do?


BTW, you have no clothes in your car
#5


I lol'd!
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#7
Pretend I just got kicked out?
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#8
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Obviously the only reason you'd be naked is to have sex. So rape is the answer.


Haha, but dude everything is better naked no matter what it is, besides rescuing someone from a fire
#9
I'll answer this if the threadstarter comes up with a reasonably plausible scenario where I'd be forced to drive naked.
#10
I'd wave my penis at oncomeing traffic while screaming "UREH!!!"

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#12
im willing to bet this actually happened to the TC....

and if it did, kodaks or it nevah happnd
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#13
Wrap your dick around their throat and start them like a lawnmower.
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#14
You mean, clothes are supposed to be warn while driving...? Mmkay. Another thing I need to change in my life... no seriously. I have no clue. Maybe I would show them my dick and say it was telling me what to do.
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#15
get out and start running around yelling stupid **** and acting like you are mental retarded.
#16
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I'll answer this if the threadstarter comes up with a reasonably plausible scenario where I'd be forced to drive naked.



Youre in the shower and your house catches fire. You make a quick and daring escape out of your house, and you survive. To bad you live in (insert remote place here) and have no neighbors for miles. So you jump in your car, and your on the way to the nearest telephone, but you get into a car wreck. You consider explaining the situation to the other driver, but you then realize you were high and imagined it all.

Explain.
#17
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get out and start running around yelling stupid **** and acting like you are mental retarded.


haha, ever seen tommy boy? there's a scene you just reminded me of where they (chris farley and david spade) are both drunk driving and they are pulled over by the cops and they do something similar. but their clothes are on...
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#18
your still high and you run away like theres pink hippos that are trying to steal your left nut by force
#19
Is the other driver a member of the female persuasion? If so, I get out of my car and flex.
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#20
You quit asking the pit for advice, get off your computer, and talk to the other driver
#22
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Youre in the shower and your house catches fire. You make a quick and daring escape out of your house, and you survive. To bad you live in (insert remote place here) and have no neighbors for miles. So you jump in your car, and your on the way to the nearest telephone, but you get into a car wreck. You consider explaining the situation to the other driver, but you then realize you were high and imagined it all.

Explain.
Well I suppose I'd sit in the car until the other driver walked over...then I'd leap out of the car and shout "Surprise!"
#23
You could act like you forgot to wear clothes. Or you could accuse the person you crashed into for stealing your threads... Or you could drive away and NOT step out of the car.

Or you could tell them that they're on a hidden camera show, and when they look around for the cameras, you run away.

Or you could tell them that you were a reverse-stripper headed over to a party and then sue them for the damage....


Alright, alright, say you had a bumper sticker on your car that said "rock out with your **** out" and you put it on your SCHLONG and told them it's your religion.


I've got a hypothetical situation to counter your hypothetical situation...

What if they were naked too?
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#24
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You could act like you forgot to wear clothes. Or you could accuse the person you crashed into for stealing your threads... Or you could drive away and NOT step out of the car.

Or you could tell them that they're on a hidden camera show, and when they look around for the cameras, you run away.

Or you could tell them that you were a reverse-stripper headed over to a party and then sue them for the damage....


Alright, alright, say you had a bumper sticker on your car that said "rock out with your **** out" and you put it on your SCHLONG and told them it's your religion.


I've got a hypothetical situation to counter your hypothetical situation...

What if they were naked too?



Cable porn ftw.
#25
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Wrap your dick around their throat and start them like a lawnmower.


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#26
Walk up to them politely, signal them to wind the window down and urinate on them for as long as possible, while saying "don't mess with my shit man."
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#27
Bang your head against the steering wheel until you die. That way, you can collect the insurance money. Sure, it's technically "fraud" but what are they going to do? You're dead!
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#28
in desperate situations i would do the truffle shuffle then run like hell



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#29
Oh god, I lol'd so hard at this thread (:

but yeah, just act like you're wearing clothes, get out of the car and be like, oh my god! are you okay! oh god, i'm so sorry, hey, oh gosh where's my wallet? hang on, it's not in my pocket...

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#30
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Pretend your clothes ripped away from the impact?

and then sue!
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#32
The human body is a beautiful thing, man...

Get out of that car and demand the driver show you her's!
#33
Gee if you hit a cop car. 'Sir get out with your hands up!'
You:'No I'd rather cover something up'
Cop:'He's got drugs get him'
Other cop: ah you do it
#34
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Is the other driver a member of the female persuasion? If so, I get out of my car and flex.



What?


I'd get out of the car and say that my clothes caught fire from the force of the impact and i had to take them off before i got burnt.
#35
damn i lol'd so hard at this thread hahhahaha


i would just start scraping my dick on the concrete and sue
#36
Talk to the other driver as though I were fully clothed.... And then act scared when he/she is suprised that I'm nude...
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