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#1
Hey pit

I was just wondering if any pitters knew some songs with outrageously stupid, shocking or funny lyrics. Youtube vids welcomed
#2
In before "I cum blood"
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#3
Cannibal Corpse - I Cum Blood :P
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#7
loads of eminem lyrics and bizarre the rapper."My mother wasn't rapped, i ate her pussy while she was sleeping"
#8
You know what.

I can take Icy Hot, the Lolwut Pear, Ureh, Sparta, Shoop Da Woop. All of those memes. But for some reason, I HATE the I Cum Blood jokes.
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#9
El Pinata De La Muerte by The Number 12 Looks Like You.

A little bit of it shocked me. But I thought it was hilarious.

Remember my face dirty man?
Smack me with a frying pan, maybe this will all come back to you.
You gave me a fever a long time ago, I never got better.
Remeber me yet?
This is where I celebrate my recovery.
I'll find creative ways to strip your body parts and use them as weapons of torture, my mother will be proud.
Maybe you can appreciate this saw created with your nails, use it to cut off your lips and stuff them in your nostrils, empty my bladder into your dirty mouth.
Gargle my fluid.
Hum you and old tune while we dismember your legs.
Hung upside down by your waist... I blindfold myself with the skin of your thigh, ...spin 5 times... and use your leg to swing at you like a pinata.
You explode the remedy all over me.
My fever is gone and so are you
#10
Hate me- Cob. Just wow.
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#11
Quote by Glimsom
You know what.

I can take Icy Hot, the Lolwut Pear, Ureh, Sparta, Shoop Da Woop. All of those memes. But for some reason, I HATE the I Cum Blood jokes.

in this case no one is joking. cannibal corpse quite possibly has the worst lyricist ever.
#14
Ever heard of King Diamond?
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Fuck CC, look up Anal Cunt lyrics.

Seth Putnam is the epitome of lyrical genius.


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#18
The lyrics for Hate Me are awesome, by the way. "I was baptized in alcohol" ...thats soooooo metal. lol. Nah they are my favorite band, though.
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#19
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You know what.

I can take Icy Hot, the Lolwut Pear, Ureh, Sparta, Shoop Da Woop. All of those memes. But for some reason, I HATE the I Cum Blood jokes.

So do I. Mods, this should be seen as spam, just like the Lol, Wut pear and Rick Rolling.
#20
It would be nice, to have a blowjob. Oh it would be nice,

Not the most outrageous but they are stupid.
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#22
Dance With the Devil by Immortal Techniques, its rap but **** that **** will make you ****,
#26
Funkadelic - Maggot Brain

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up.
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own ****.
#28
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#33
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VERY uncalled for idiot.


VERY.


Anyways, Anal **** is a dumbass band with extreme dumbass lyrics so I say they win.
#35
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VERY uncalled for idiot.


VERY.


Anyways, Anal **** is a dumbass band with extreme dumbass lyrics so I say they win.

get your head out of your ass and your ass off of your soapbox, douchenuts. It's a little thing from 4chan, relax
#36
Avenged Sevenfold's "A Little Piece of Heaven".
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#37
not outrageous, but unexpected, witty, and remembered

but in School's Out by Mr.Alice Cooper

"we couldn't think of anything that ryhmes"
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#38
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El Pinata De La Muerte by The Number 12 Looks Like You.

A little bit of it shocked me. But I thought it was hilarious.



wow they fail at trying to be grindcore so bad. Just goes to show, not everyone can write gore lyrics.


Devourment probably have the worst ones.
#39
I just heard a Stranglers song on the radio about going to the beach or something; the lyrics were absolutely terrible.
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#40
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not outrageous, but unexpected, witty, and remembered

but in School's Out by Mr.Alice Cooper

"we couldn't think of anything that ryhmes"


haha
Gotta love Alice Cooper though
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