#1
I wanna go to the corner store and get a slushie and some candy but what seems to be a 300lb-ish lesbian dressed in drag at our front door talking to my grandma is blocking my way. I'm scared to leave the house out of fear of what she my say/do to me.

Any suggestions?
#4
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have patience?


I tried, shes been there for almost an hour already
#6
You pathetic excuse for a man. Grow a spine.
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#9
Quote by Slone
I wanna go to the corner store and get a slushie and some candy but what seems to be a 300lb-ish lesbian dressed in drag at our front door talking to my grandma is blocking my way. I'm scared to leave the house out of fear of what she my say/do to me.

Any suggestions?


I'm confused
#14
She's at your FRONT door.

So go out the back.

EDIT:
Quote by smb
Yeah me too. A lesbian in drag?

I'm assuming he just means a super-dyke.
#15
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relax man he's an 08er


Shh. I'm disciplining him. =P
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#16
throw a twinkie out the window, that'll stall her long enough to get away.
#17
do you not have a back or side door?
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#19
dude, shes a lesbian. ur a guy. uve got nothin to worry about. besides just offer her a slushie then stay out til shes gone.
#20
OK. I went on an EPIC adventure.

I went through the side door, but since I'd have to walk past the front door where it could see me I had to go in a skimpy, thin white tee, boxers, and old running shoes. After successfully making it through the door I ran through our back yard and jumped over the neighbour's fence and got greeted by a "what the **** are you doin kid?" I explained my story to the nice man and he just smiled and said make sure I don't let it happen again.

After almost getting hit by a car due to me not looking both ways and not hearing it thanks to Eddie Hazel's Maggot Brain solo I got to the store. It being 7 degrees and extremely windy outsite would not deter me from getting my slushie, I drank that bitch up and after overcoming my massive brain freeze I got my candy.

On my way home I was hoping she'd be gone when I got to the front door, but she wasn't and I didn't realize it until I was like 4 feet away from her, as she began turning around I ran off in the opposite direction and hopped the fence adjacent to my house and made it back intact, and even though my hands and legs are freezing it was fun.

My spoils:
Chocolate milk
Grape slushie
2 Kinder suprise chocolate eggs
2 bags of sour patch kids
Rockstar roasted coffee
Full Throttle
2 bags of spicy peanuts
Sour starbursts
Cherry vanilla chapstick
Lifesavers
2 thingies of hubba bubba max
juicy fruit


It was fun and totally worth it.
#21
sounds like a fun adventure. And did u say that u went to the store in boxers???
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#24
I hope to god you are high.
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#25
^why? I havent smoked in days, but I was drinking a little and got some super craving for sugar.


she was like fat, with a shaved head, her huge tits made it obvious that she was a women and she was wearing like ripped up jeans a plaid shirt with the sleeves ripped off and a tee under it.
Last edited by Slone at Jul 14, 2008,
#27
what was she doing talking to your grandma?
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#28
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.....take a pic of said lesbian.

...not sure if i believe you...


I cant she's gone now.

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what was she doing talking to your grandma?

no clue, I didn't ask

All the sugar made my stomach hurt.

Soon to come: The story of my EPIC dump.
#29
Quote by bassplaya53
what was she doing talking to your grandma?


I found this REALLY funny
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#30
Quote by Slone
^why? I havent smoked in days, but I was drinking a little and got some super craving for sugar.



My spoils:
Chocolate milk
Grape slushie
2 Kinder suprise chocolate eggs
2 bags of sour patch kids
Rockstar roasted coffee
Full Throttle
2 bags of spicy peanuts
Sour starbursts
Cherry vanilla chapstick
Lifesavers
2 thingies of hubba bubba max
juicy fruit


That's why.
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#33
that was the best story i have ever heard.
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#34
The woman was standing outside your door correct?
and you ran outside in a "Skimpy" white t-shirt and boxers


and it was SEVEN DEGREES

you're a ****ing liar, get off UG
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#35
Quote by TDKshorty
The woman was standing outside your door correct?
and you ran outside in a "Skimpy" white t-shirt and boxers


and it was SEVEN DEGREES

you're a ****ing liar, get off UG


Yah. We don't like liars around these parts.
Quote by red18420
There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


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