#1
i'd like to see what you guys can come up for this one.

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#3
..you aren't supposed to give us the story surrounding it, you first just give us the words that you need so this way we have no preconceived notion of what to put..
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#4
w/e. just fill in the blanks
LTD KH-602
Schecter Hellraiser C-8
Bugera 333X
Pedalboard:
Boss TU-2, HM-2
EHX Big Muff Pi w/ Tone Wicker
Crybaby From Hell
Way Huge Swollen Pickel
DeviEver: Legend of Fuzz
MXR Phase 90 Script, Carbon Copy, MC-401
#5
My youngest sister is a complete idiot.

Her and two friends were doing a Mad Lib and the sentence involved "...letter, text, e-_____ (noun)".

Obviously they were cheating in someway to get this answer, but regardless it shows their stupidity: for the noun they put "lephant", as in e-lephant.

I proceeded to make fun of her until she wept.
#7
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#8
I did this blind as you are supposed to, and also in the spirit of UG. I think it turned out hilarious.

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#9
epic
****ing
fail
Vikings? What Vikings? We are but poor, simple farmers. The village was burning when we got here, and the people must have slain themselves.
#10
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epic
****ing
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and COBHC6 takes the win!
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*roar of applause*


*high fives MetropolisPt3 for playing along*
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