#1
In response to the best buy thread what is the funniest scam you ever pulled off?

I had to stay over at my friends for about a month and after three days of his air matress deflating and me waking up on the floor every morning i went to wal mart and bought a new one, and packed his old one, which had not only the hole in it but his dog pissed on the other side of it and had stained it. so we put it back in the box perfectly and when i went back to walmart they asked if there was anything wrong with it cause it didnt even look like it was open and i said no just decided i didnt need it hahahaha!
#3
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U R SO COOL! I WISH I WAS DAT COOL LOL
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Uhh

I don't scam folk.


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#4
I told a kid his guitar wasn't worth much more than a Squier, and bought his Elitist for $400.
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#5
i get a new cell phone from verizon about every 5 months....or whenever i feel it is banged up enough to get a new one.......because i tell them that it shuts off all the time....on its own...even though it doesnt....and i get one free whenever i want.......


I also bought a sears shirt at goodwill once....
and then wore it to sears....and people kept asking me where **** was.....and i would just find an empty spot on the shelf and told them we were sold out...
then the real sears people found out....and i tried to convince them i was "the new guy"

they didnt buy it and threw me out for life
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#6
I wrapped a rubber band around the nozel of the kitchen sink hose.

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#7
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I told a kid his guitar wasn't worth much more than a Squier, and bought his Elitist for $400.


How do you not notice a difference like that?

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Quote by Slovak_Ghost

I also bought a sears shirt at goodwill once....
and then wore it to sears....and people kept asking me where **** was.....and i would just find an empty spot on the shelf and told them we were sold out...
then the real sears people found out....and i tried to convince them i was "the new guy"

they didnt buy it and threw me out for life


#10
Anyone who thinks they shall post in a thread like this to show off how cool they are... will find themselves in hell.

Nah, but seriously, scamming people you hate is cool, but scamming innocent people, i find it kinda wrong.
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#11
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Anyone who thinks they shall post in a thread like this to show off how cool they are... will find themselves in hell.

Nah, but seriously, scamming people you hate is cool, but scamming innocent people, i find it kinda wrong.


i hate wal mart honestly
#12
Me and my other guitarist bought a crappy cakewalk program from best buy, but then returned after we had installed it on his computer.
#13
Quote by Slovak_Ghost
i get a new cell phone from verizon about every 5 months....or whenever i feel it is banged up enough to get a new one.......because i tell them that it shuts off all the time....on its own...even though it doesnt....and i get one free whenever i want.......


I also bought a sears shirt at goodwill once....
and then wore it to sears....and people kept asking me where **** was.....and i would just find an empty spot on the shelf and told them we were sold out...
then the real sears people found out....and i tried to convince them i was "the new guy"

they didnt buy it and threw me out for life






Simply amazing. I am seriously close to rofl'ing.
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Quote by Slovak_Ghost
i get a new cell phone from verizon about every 5 months....or whenever i feel it is banged up enough to get a new one.......because i tell them that it shuts off all the time....on its own...even though it doesnt....and i get one free whenever i want.......


I also bought a sears shirt at goodwill once....
and then wore it to sears....and people kept asking me where **** was.....and i would just find an empty spot on the shelf and told them we were sold out...
then the real sears people found out....and i tried to convince them i was "the new guy"

they didnt buy it and threw me out for life



the second one is awesome. i think i'm gonna try it.
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#15
hahaha im glad everyone likes my story......
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#17
It's not really scamming, but my friend's friend is in Paris at the moment, so we phoned over and asked his parents if we could borrow all his video game stuff. So now we have rock band, GTA 4 etc. for two weeks.
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#18
i pulled a dimebag and broke the high e string on a guitar in a local pawn shop, told the guy everything was messed up with the bridge, got a bunch of money off of the price.
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#19
Well one time my friend bought good tickets to a concert, and I bought regular tickets.
I got in with a regular ticket, but when we got in, I pulled out a copy of his ticket so I could sit in a better seat instead of sitting on the lawn. =]


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