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#1
What bullcrap did you believe when you were younger?
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#2
my mum didnt BS me she told me straight when i was like 5 or 6 and bought me a book which detailed everything about the human body (even sex) for kids. i think taht is good parenting theres no point trying to shield children from reality
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#5
My mum actually did a pretty fine explanation, although I can't remember it too well.

Something like "when two people love each other they pass genes to each other" or something like that. Shortly afterwards I found out you rammed your willy in until a white liquid came out and the woman grows, or something like that, I'm still not totally sure
#7
I figured it out myself when I was 10, I hadn't asked beforehand.
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#8
I was never told any lies.

When I was old enough to understand I just kind of found out...

GO CABLE TV!
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#9
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My mum actually did a pretty fine explanation, although I can't remember it too well.

Something like "when two people love each other they pass genes to each other" or something like that. Shortly afterwards I found out you rammed your willy in until a white liquid came out and the woman grows, or something like that, I'm still not totally sure

i'm pretty sure it's the man that grows actually.
#11
I was never lied to.

A Stork comes with a baby when a man and a woman love each other very much, right?
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#12
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i'm pretty sure it's the man that grows actually.

I don't think I want to know

It sounds howwible.
#13
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i'm pretty sure it's the man that grows actually.



Males don't get pregnant.
Soon you will sit on the bench
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You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#15
I had some hilarious form of sex ed. in fifth grade. It was taught by our science teacher and went something like this:

"blah blah blah penis bl-"

*everyone erupts in laughter*
#16
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Males don't get pregnant.


You haven't been reading the news lately have you?
#17
From mummy's tummy.
I just grew there cos Mummy and Daddy loved each other very much.
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#18
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Males don't get pregnant.

O_o

what does happen then

I like the stork idea.

Male Sea Horses carry the babies...
#20
I thought that they came out of the anus lol...

I didn't know vaginas existed back then.
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#21
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Males don't get pregnant.

Just recently some guy got pregnant. It was all over the news.
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#23
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Males don't get pregnant.



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#24
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You haven't been reading the news lately have you?



I didn't say anything about men, the person who got pregnant wasn't male.
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You sell a dream you create
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Underground is your joy your laws
#25
i cant remember...but i love the version on family guy where stewies future self teaches him about sex..and it goes into a scene about the stalk, and the stalk flies into a ladies bedroom...

lady: hey its the stalk...
(stalk unwraps the blanket and all there is is a red 'mood' lightbulb, and he screws it into her lamp)
lady: wheres the baby?
stalk (in a full deep sexy voice): baby, you and me are gona make the baby
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#26
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Just recently some guy got pregnant. It was all over the news.


To be fair it was a female tranny who kept her reproductive organs 'cos (s)he wanted kids someday.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#27
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I didn't say anything about men, the person who got pregnant wasn't male.



exactly it was a woman who had surgery to look like man thats all
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#28
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my mum didnt BS me she told me straight when i was like 5 or 6 and bought me a book which detailed everything about the human body (even sex) for kids. i think taht is good parenting theres no point trying to shield children from reality


This is what I had to.
#29
When I was 8, my parents demonstrated the act for me.

Gotta love exhibitionists.
#30
Males do get pregnant. Have you ever Junior? Geez, n00bs.

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#31
My mom told me when two people love each other, they kiss each other and there is a "seed"
that goes from the male's mouth into the female's mouth and then there is a baby.
#32
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exactly it was a woman who had surgery to look like man thats all



It wasn't a woman, it was a female.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#33
i learned from the simpsons
yerp im sure ill add something amazing here some day.
#34
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It wasn't a woman, it was a female.



same thing
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#36
I thought after marriage the woman spontaneously gets pregnant, no sex nothing.
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i cant remember...but i love the version on family guy where stewies future self teaches him about sex..and it goes into a scene about the stalk, and the stalk flies into a ladies bedroom...

lady: hey its the stalk...
(stalk unwraps the blanket and all there is is a red 'mood' lightbulb, and he screws it into her lamp)
lady: wheres the baby?
stalk (in a full deep sexy voice): baby, you and me are gona make the baby

I love that part
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#40
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same thing



Uhh, no, there's a difference between gender and sex.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
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