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Im listening to Mr Geo Bush rant on about how our economy is "growing" and he keeps saying something about the government will insure you up to 100,000 dollars if you have that much in the bank. So it got me thinking, if you have a billion dollars, where would you put it? surely you wouldnt have 1000 different banks would you? I know if i was a billionaire i wouldnt put it in one bank. I dont think i would risk 900,000,000 dollars if somehting happened. Bush just said "im 62 years old, i have a hard time remember questions" somehting like that. hes so dumb.
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#3
There's special banks for people with a lot of money, or if you win the lottery, like £50,000,000 or something I think they keep some of it til you ask for it.
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Swiss banks like the Rothschilds.
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#6
I would either:

A) Store it all in the bank
B) Invest it in stock, real estate, etc.
C) Spend it all to buy 20 billion Atomic Fireballs

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#7
Yes he is, but that's besides the point of this thread.

Most extremely rich people invest a lot of it. Whether it be in stocks, property, or simply in bank accounts they have it tied up somewhere. If it were me I'd open a number of bank accounts and invest in other areas that should make fat cash. Of course that's all the stuff I hadn't given to charity.
#8
banks all around switzerland, the most secure banks in the world
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#9
First of all, it's their money, not there. Their their their THEIR.

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probably in multiple banks around the world
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Most extremely rich people invest a lot of it.
And this. I don't blame them, the US economy is certainly not growing from what I've heard. Maybe they don't give you real news over there

I thought this was going to be asking whether rich people should give money away...
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And this. I don't blame them, the US economy is certainly not growing from what I've heard. Maybe they don't give you real news over there

You can find real news over here, just as long as you don't listen to the president.
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First of all, it's their money, not there. Their their their THEIR.

And this. I don't blame them, the US economy is certainly not growing from what I've heard. Maybe they don't give you real news over there

I thought this was going to be asking whether rich people should give money away...
Yes its definatly growing indeed. Thats exactly why i am paying 4 hundred dollars a gallon for gas and alot of people are loosing THEIR houses. Its all good tho. at least we are growing.......
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#13
most billionaires don't have much money. it's all invested into something else.

to get the billions in cash, they'd have to actually sell their asset. and there's not always someone willing to buy. So technically they don't HAVE $X billion, they'd just worth that much if they sold it all off.
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#14
Swiss bank accounts, like already stated.
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most billionaires don't have much money. it's all invested into something else.

to get the billions in cash, they'd have to actually sell their asset. and there's not always someone willing to buy. So technically they don't HAVE $X billion, they'd just worth that much if they sold it all off.


So then they are no richer than i am. sweet.
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#17
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So then they are no richer than i am. sweet.

when I say "don't have much" I mean in relation to their net worth that's earned them the label of 'billionaire'. I'm pretty sure they'll have a spare couple of hundred grand to throw around when they get bored after their evening meal on their private yacht moored in monte carlo.
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when I say "don't have much" I mean in relation to their net worth that's earned them the label of 'billionaire'. I'm pretty sure they'll have a spare couple of hundred grand to throw around when they get bored after their evening meal on their private yacht moored in monte carlo.


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#19
In a safe. Like the one in Brainiac.

I'd invest it in something like estate or stock, I can't afford to have it lying around
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WHAT?

cash.

it's all tied up in assets (houses, cars, yachts, planes, companies etc).
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Yup,

they set up dungeons, hire a few hookers and have an orgy with a distinctly Naziesque theme going on.

Allegadly.



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#25
They keep it in their mattresses.


Seriously though, they don't actually have it as it's not usually all in cash or even liquid assets.
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#26
They store it in multiple banks, including Swiss banks and accounts overseas... and they also invest a lot of it in stocks.

I believe Mr. Bill Gates is worth a $58 billion USD. He doesn't actually have the $58 billion, but he's worth that much meaning a lot of it is in stocks, in his company etc.
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#27
a lot of the wealth of billionaires is in stock and stuff like that. not so much is literal money they have.
#28
Clearly nobody on here has watched Duck Tales; they fill a skyscraper with it.
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#29
-Swiss bank Accounts
-A skyscraper
-buy gold with it
-buy a missile silo and a military base
-fill a mattress with it (or all the furniture in a house)
-buy an island and make a country

all good ways to store your money
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#30
Bush is 62? Christ, yankee lookin' good.
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#31
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Yup,

they set up dungeons, hire a few hookers and have an orgy with a distinctly Naziesque theme going on.

Allegadly.


That's a low blow.

But still funny..
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#32
They keep it as gold bars in a strongroom below their house.

You can afford that kind of extravagance if you're a billionaire.
#35
*cough*

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Bush is 62? Christ, yankee lookin' good.


I expect the President of the United States can probably afford quite the make-up team.

Then again, it is all tied up in stocks, houses, yachts moored in Monte Carlo, insurance policies for when he blows up the Pentagon...
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#38
I would buy a house of money and furnish it with even more money...the floors will be gold...everything else would be made of diamonds...

Too bad i live in Compton....hahahahaha
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Not a racist joke
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I know if i was a billionaire i wouldnt put it in one bank. I dont think i would risk 900,000,000 dollars if somehting happened. Bush just said "im 62 years old, i have a hard time remember questions" somehting like that. hes so dumb.



yeah, because 1 billion minus 100,000 is 900 million.....?
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