#1
Is there some girly cream or something that could get rid of them? I sleep at least 8 hours every night so it shouldn't be that. I'm not really sure if "saggy" is the right term, so here's what I'm talking about. I took this pic like 3 years ago when my eyes were really red.

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#3
Is there some girly cream or something that could get rid of them? I sleep at least 8 hours every night so it shouldn't be that. I'm not really sure if "saggy" is the right term, so here's what I'm talking about. I took this pic like 3 years ago when my eyes were really red.


Were your eyes always like that? Or is it a recent development?
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#5
^ They've been like that for at least 5 years now. And I don't smoke ganja that often. Last time was 2 years ago or something
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#7
dude, beleive it or not, preperation H takes out the darkness and sagging from your eyelids, try it.
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#8
Are your eyes more puffy or are there just like, wrinkles, or huge dark circles?
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#9
Does that cucumber thing work?

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#10
rub horse semen over your face once every night,

oh and those symptoms look like AIDS you is gonna die!
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#11
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rub horse semen over your face once every night,

oh and those symptoms look like AIDS you is gonna die!


omg rly?
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#13
I have a horrible line under each eye. I think I'm stuck with this for life though.

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#14
My eyes do the same thing only worse. I went to sleep in full sunlight at 9 in the morning and didn't wake up until 3 in the afternoon. No sunscreen either. Bad idea. Lately, I've been using cocoa butter around my eyes. It seems to be helping.
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#16
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Is there some girly cream or something that could get rid of them? I sleep at least 8 hours every night so it shouldn't be that. I'm not really sure if "saggy" is the right term, so here's what I'm talking about. I took this pic like 3 years ago when my eyes were really red.




Use a spoon to gouge your eyes out
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#18
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Use a spoon to gouge your eyes out

but then I wouldn't be able to talk to you guys
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#19
You've obviously tried eyedrops for the redness, right? It helps in a lot of cases, especially if your eyes are dry.
#20
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You've obviously tried eyedrops for the redness, right? It helps in a lot of cases, especially if your eyes are dry.

Yeah, my eyes were just red 'cause I was staring at my computer screen for too long. It went away in a few days.
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#22
Whoa, you must've been looking at the computer for a while. I hardly ever sleep but my eyes seem fine, but I do eyexercises.
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#23
I've heard that staplers work magic for droopy eyes.

I use the heavy duty ones, the stay in place longer.
#24
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Use a spoon to gouge your eyes out

ah, beaten to it!
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#26
Get that Nivea for Men shizz. It's a girly cream except that it says "for men" on the bottle so you don't feel gay.
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#27
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Yeah, my eyes were just red 'cause I was staring at my computer screen for too long. It went away in a few days.


Consider yourself lucky.

I'm permanently jaundiced from a liver condition I have.

And it gets twice as bad if I don't eat, or I get stressed.
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#28
Hope this isn't an excuse for another 'post a pic of your eye' thread. I'd just like to say that you're all ****ed when eye recognition comes into effect.
#30
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Consider yourself lucky.

I'm permanently jaundiced from a liver condition I have.

And it gets twice as bad if I don't eat, or I get stressed.


That's balls.

I take it it's serious if your liver starts failing when you dont eat (at least i think that's what jaundice is caused by, renal failure, right)?
#31
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Hope this isn't an excuse for another 'post a pic of your eye' thread. I'd just like to say that you're all ****ed when eye recognition comes into effect.

It's not, and eye recognition (retinal scan at least) is done with infrared light and my pic is too blurry for an iris scan so why should we worry?
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#32
Quote by Chips-
It's not, and eye recognition (retinal scan at least) is done with infrared light and my pic is too blurry for an iris scan so why should we worry?

Obviously I didn't mean retinal, it was more of sarcastic humour on my part than anything else.

But I had no idea retinal scanning was done with IR, although it does make a lot of sense now; since it would probably be mapping patterns in blood vessels. Thanks for making me think.

*goes off to read wikipedia's entry for retinal scanning*
#33
... with a sharpened spoon?
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#34
This is really easy to do...

you get a normal cloth and urinate on it, then just gently damp your eyes with it.
Works everytime.
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