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Theres a little situation. Theres this kid that sometimes ill hangout with him but most of the time hes really annoying. He comes over everyday to my house and hes pretty annoying, most of the time i ignore him if he rings the doorbell and if i run into him the next day and he asks why i didnt answer the door ill just say because i was sleeping. Anyway if i dont hangout with him he'll usually hangout with my sister or w/e while i chill in my room playing guitar ignoring him. Anyway today my sister told me to tell my dad hes sleeping over and shes going out because he got kicked out of his house. Now my dad is telling me to kick him out. I really dont want him here either. He doesnt really get it that i dont like him and i think ive made it really obvious but hes still always hanging around. I think its pretty low and childish to pull some bull**** like arguing with your parents over some stupid **** (whatever it is) and to lean on other people for stupid **** like that. But anyway should i kick him out? I really have no interest in talking to him and i wish he would GTFO and leave me alone for a while but supposedly hes not allowed back home? Hes in my living room right now probably playing my xbox while im in my dads room... I hate being a dick but this is almost pathetic


(hopefully its not tl;dr, but if it is oh well)
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#2
Rape him. He'll leave.
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Rape him. He'll leave.

Yeah, just shove a dick or two up his ass and he'll get the point.
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#4
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Rape him. He'll leave.


HOLLY $HIT.... i was thinking the same thing to say before even reading the thread...

are we getting TOO monotonous with the "rape" stuff???

someones gotta come out with something new i guess...

BTW,

Rape him, he'll leave
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#6
just tell him your aunt or great grandma or w.e is coming over the next day and he cabt stay there because you need room for your grandparent or w.e...
if not the rape idea sounds good too
#8
to tell the truth, it is really low to kick him out when he has nowhere else to go so I don't know what to tell you. :/
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#9
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Yeah, just shove a dick or two up his ass and he'll get the point.



ahahaha i see what you did thar!

but just tell him to get out if nobody likes him what's the big deal?
#10
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Yeah, just shove a dick or two up his ass and he'll get the point.


If not, get smb to do it for you. That'll learn him.
#11
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HOLLY $HIT.... i was thinking the same thing to say before even reading the thread...

are we getting TOO monotonous with the "rape" stuff???

someones gotta come out with something new i guess...

BTW,

Rape him, he'll leave

That's a fun word. What are we talking about again?
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#14
i had one of those kids, actually two.

i'd come home from school and he'd be waiting at my ****ing door.

they both moved thank god.
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#15
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i had one of those kids, actually two.

i'd come home from school and he'd be waiting at my ****ing door.

they both moved thank god.



EXACTLY. he ****in does that all the time... Like if i dont answer the door and my car is outside hell sit on my porch for a 1/2 hr until i come out to go somewhere. Everyday he asked me what time id be home from school the next day and if i dont answer the door and its unlocked hell invite himself into my house. Im too nice to tell him straight up but i think ive made it really obvious. My dad is forcing me to kick him out anyway
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One of my friends said to the principle once,
"NO! The voices tell me not to talk to you!" *Runs away on all fours*
The principle eventually caught up to him and gave him a drug test.
#16
**** it sounds like the guy really likes you and just wants to chill out a bit. Let him know he's pushing a bit too much and "real" friends aren't together 24/7 you need some time to yourself.

As for now, I'd just ride it out a couple days and see what goes on. Personally it should be your dad stepping up and showing the kid he isn't welcome unless he either contributes around the house, and is looking for a new place.

You gotta feel a bit sorry for the kid. All he really wants to do is be your friend. Can you really hate him for that?

P.s- He is probably boning your sister.
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#17
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EXACTLY. he ****in does that all the time... Like if i dont answer the door and my car is outside hell sit on my porch for a 1/2 hr until i come out to go somewhere. Everyday he asked me what time id be home from school the next day and if i dont answer the door and its unlocked hell invite himself into my house. Im too nice to tell him straight up but i think ive made it really obvious. My dad is forcing me to kick him out anyway

tell your dad to grow some f*king balls and kick him out, it his house, after all.

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How old is the kid? If he is 8 or younger, tell him to go back to his parents house and stop BSing. But, if 14 or older you might want to ask what exactley happened with his parents. Decide from there if he's BSing and to throw him out. If one of his parents tried to beat the living **** out him,take him in for a while,no matter how annoying he is.
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#20
There was a kid here who did that for a while, but after i told him to go die in a fire, he has not shown his face.

I suggest my route.
#21
He might have some real problems at home; maybe thats why he's always at your place? I think you should probably talk to him about it before just throwing him out like that.
#22
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#23
don't rape him because chances are, he probably gets raped at home. give his sore, brused ass cheeks time to heal and THEN if he hasn't left by then, well, you know what to do.
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#24
The first two replies made me lol heartily!

Just kick him out, if you don't like him then why are you letting him move in? I'm sure he has other friends or relatives he can bum off of.
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What would Jesus do o_O?
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personally...

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#29
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Rape him. He'll leave.
Lawl. Either rape him or beat the **** out of him. Either way he'll leave and quit bugging you.
#31
I personally love the "Slap a Bitch" suggestion, I had a kid kinda like this, not so much in the manner of stalking me, but whenever we hung out he would always get really cocky and start just kiding around and bashing me, and it started to piss me off....so naturally I fought him, ever since whenever I'm around he keeps his trap relitivly shut
#32
Just tell him to get the fuck out. He'll understand and wont bother you after that.
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#34
beat the shhit out of him or somethin. just walk up casualy with your hands behind ur back and when he says wats up, pull out a baseball bat and hell wake up in a dumpster
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#35
The Pit is losing it. I'm seeing the rape post, But I have failed to see in references to Mudkipz! come on, there has to be a way to encorporate them!

#36
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is this a metaphor, cause i just got an erection?

That just made me coming into this thread worthwhile. Thank you sir for not wasting my time.
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#37
Guys, this thread is old, and I doubt suggesting anything to him is useful, given that the night he was referring to is over.....
#39
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Guys, this thread is old, and I doubt suggesting anything to him is useful, given that the night he was referring to is over.....

I don't know. Half the people who came into this thread came in without the intention of helping the fellow. They came in for the "lulz".
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#40
this is the funniest thread ive seen all day! you guys cant be serious with the rape can you!
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