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#3
lol wut
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#6
Lol, this is old, but holy hell. She has the most annoying voice EVER

Did anyone watch the "Im 12 and I wanna Have a Baby" one? Lulz ensued when I watched it.
#8
I lovez the mauryzorz. So trashy.


Real show, almost certainly overexaggerated performances though.
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^ wow i actually almost missed that hahaha iforgot your a genious


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#9
Maury is a cool show.
Barry White is cooler than you
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#10
Old as the interwebz, but still lulz.
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#13
The mother's face at eighteen seconds is hilarious.

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Polo shirt?

Sunglasses?

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#14
she has a nice rack
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#15
HA, I saw the title and thought that you were 15 and wanted a baby. And since your profile says that youre male, and not 15, I think thats impossible.
#16
she gonna give her baby what her baby need, cause she wanna have a baby
I shot JR

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#17
hahahahah thats ****ing funny
MAAAAH baby!
and i love her moms face in the beginning.. "nooooo!..."
i kind of doubt its real.. but you never know i guess haha
#19
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hahahahah thats ****ing funny
MAAAAH baby!
and i love her moms face in the beginning.. "nooooo!..."
i kind of doubt its real.. but you never know i guess haha


oh the sad part is that is most likely really ****ing real
I shot JR

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#20
Lulz. For the sake of the child, I hope she never succeeds.
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#21
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#22
WUTEVA WUTEVA! LOL

Imagine Maury pulls out a paper and says. "I'm sorry but... you are... sterile!" Then she breaks down. Then the crowd cheers.
#24
the more i think about this the funnier it gets "im gon have a baby, its gon be mahhh baby, an i gon give it everything cuz itll be maaaah baby, ill have sex in the park, in the mall, on a bench" epic lulz.
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#25
that was ridiculous.
dumb skank, i hope she does get knocked up, then realizes how hard that **** is.

KYLEDIT:
If shes apparently had more people inside her than a Japanese subway car, why the fark isn't she firin' babies out her vagoo left and right?
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#26
Iz uh gonna make a baby!
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#31
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that was ridiculous.
dumb skank, i hope she does get knocked up, then realizes how hard that **** is.

KYLEDIT:
If shes apparently had more people inside her than a Japanese subway car, why the fark isn't she firin' babies out her vagoo left and right?


mabye she's been doing it oly in the butt thinking that will work better
I shot JR

Oh Canada Our Home and Native Land
#32
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I think before she chooses to have a babay, she needs to realize her skin color.

lulz
reminds me of south park "whateva I do what I want its ma sexy body" lol
Heres an overdubbed version of it with the south park episode in the background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE9llClgTqY
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#33
WHAT-EVAH
WHAT-EVAH

I DO WHAT I WANT


edit: should it really be that hard to type in all caps? i mean, it is cruise control for cool.
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#34
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mabye she's been doing it oly in the butt thinking that will work better


wouldn't surprise me...
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#35
LMAO, When she comes out it's basically beeps unless she needs to take a breath.
#36
she has to have like 30 different STD's.....wouldn't that bother her at all? her "baby" is gonna be so messed up, it's not even worth it.
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#37
what the ****, dude.
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#38
I'm a have ma baby, and I'm a give ma baby what it needs, cause it's gonna be my baby. And if I gotta prostitute to support it, so be it cause it's what I do best.

I feel really sorry for the mother though. I don't know how I'd be able to handle having such a worthless piece of **** being my child.
#39
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LMAO, When she comes out it's basically beeps unless she needs to take a breath.


yeah, i had the window minimized while it was on and thought the video froze.
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#40
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