#1
So, a couple of days ago me and a few friends were bored so we took a trip over to good ol' Wal-Mart to **** around. Upon arrival, we saw a friend that works there and started to chat with him and one thing lead to another and we asked him what the number was to page the entire store on the P.A. system from one of the phones that are set up at random point around the store. It was the middle of the day and it was packed, so for about half an hour we walked around just messing around until we could find a phone with nobody around. And after almost leaving the store from a lack of success, alas, we found it. A phone attached to a beam that happened to be just at the opening of an empty aisle, and facing on the inside toward it. So, I walk up to the phone, pick it up, press "Page" then the secret number... And I proceed to shout in a low, raspy voice, "Price check! Clean up, aisle three... Rotten body land slide!" Myself and my friends then walked toward the exit, watching employees look around like "what the ****?" and customers laughing and giving confused looks to each other.

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#2
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#3
Tomorrow me and some friends are going to the mall of america to take pictures of fat people in the food court, that's a fact.
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#4
must have been funny to be there, but there could've been far better things to say
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one time i took a **** behind a taco bell.....in full view of everyone in the drive thru and almost got arrested =]
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#8
i laid on the middle of this trail in the woods where people walk for fun i guess, laid down in th middle of the road and i laid a sheet over my whole body.
my sister videoed people, and this one guy walked by, and my sister started laughing, and i yelled, and he's like "is everything okay here sir? is everything okay?"

ha and today, i grabbed a plate @ this buffet and i yelled, why would you want one of THOSE plates when you could have one of THESE plates! and i started going nuts and screaming and dancing around, and this older gentleman, walks by me and says, "are you ok?"

so i guess people just think i'm sick or something.
#9
my friend walked into a gas station and picked up a rubber chicken and started jackin' it off. and there's nothing better than having a bose speaker system cranked all the way up in a busy parking lot with through the eyes of the dead blaring through. i get some weird looks from people.
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#12
excellent job, next time just yell Blunt Force Castration and run for the nearest exit, you'll either get security or...ehh, security.
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#13
Lol, my friends and I, went up to this new employee in walmart who didn't look like he knew what he was doing, and asked him to call our friend "Hugh Jass" to the family fun center over the intercom. He did, it was great.