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I am low on cash and I was wondering if anyone here has ever donated blood or semen. If you have, how much do they pay? And how often can you do it etc.
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Can you not post if you don't have any answers to my question?
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#20
not.. mixed.. right?


just kidding.

My uncle used to give blood all the time, i think like 50 bucks a pint, but that was when he was in college
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lol you think you get more $ for blood? no you can get up to $600 for sperm but the catch is you have to be tall, have no diseases, a high sperm count and the most important is a bachelors degree...and whats weird is im not actually making this up i saw something on tv about it...on a show called MANswers
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#23
In some places you need

- To be around 5'9'' or taller
- Some sort of degree, we don't want dumb kids (I'm not joking here)
- A high enough count, because a large portion of sperm die while they're frozen.
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#24
I got burned on a burn. How does that work out?

Lol You're lucky you got the original quote.
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#25
I SOOOOO badly (for like 3 years) have wanted to fill up a 2 liter bottle of coke with egg whites, bring it to the sperm bank and say, "oh, theres really no need for me to stick around, i've been saving this up for quite a while" and just leave them the bottle.

...at least i think it's funny...
#26
Donating semen is actually a very selective process. You have to have both quantity and quality of semen, and not do drugs etc. You also have to have a normal weight, be a certain height, have a degree, and have never had any STDs. They want to ensure that your sperm is the highest quality available.

Quite frankly, I honestly doubt 99% percent of the Pit meets every single one of those criteria.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#28
I'd also like to add that if you do indeed meet all the criteria to donate sperm, that you can make up to 600 USD per donation.
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#29
Wow, and to think i once donated blood for free.... Never again
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I would donate blood. Does it actually hurt at all? I've heard of people fainting

"A PINT?! That's almost an armful!"

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^^lol, erm, its not really, well. they prick your finger first, then if you have enough iron in your blood then they drain you of the pint. it hurts a bit when it goes in, it then numbs up quite a bit before another "burning" pain when its removed. but its worth it for the drink and snacks at the end. and the feeling that you have saved someones life
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I would donate blood. Does it actually hurt at all? I've heard of people fainting

"A PINT?! That's almost an armful!"


It doesn't hurt at all... the needle is a fair bit wider than a hypodermic needle, but nothing a manly man can't handle. People fainting may be due to low oxyhaemoglobin levels, meaning sufficient oxygen doesn't get to the brain for a little while. A pint is a fair amount of blood, and can take a few days to be recovered.
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I'd also like to add that if you do indeed meet all the criteria to donate sperm, that you can make up to 600 USD per donation.


But that's like the top 1% of the male population that would even be in contention for making that much. You have to have top-notch sperm.
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

#35
I remembered I donated blood, and then later went to a fair, I stayed a way from teh ridesO.o, but I went to the park near by and jumped on a merry go round and thought I was about to pass out. I didn't get any money, I wasn't even aware you could be paid for it. I've been wanting to donate sperm also.
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In some places you need

- To be around 5'9'' or taller
- Some sort of degree, we don't want dumb kids (I'm not joking here)
- A high enough count, because a large portion of sperm die while they're frozen.



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But that's like the top 1% of the male population that would even be in contention for making that much. You have to have top-notch sperm.

I'm aware of this, I wasn't saying that everyone will make that much. It's just a possibility.
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Lol, you're short and therefore have inferior sperm (in the eyes of sperm donation centres)


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