#1
Tossed salad, man...


Thank God this guy cleared up the rules and techniques on how salad is tossed in Jail. Just look at it ass a pussy not as another dudes asshole.

And now for the question of the century: How do you prefer your salad in terms of being tossed? With jelly or without jelly? With jelly and syrup, or with just syrup?

...I prefer mine with just syrup personally.


These guys are so misunderstood, eh?
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Last edited by -BlackZeppelin- at Jul 15, 2008,
#6
this is why i shall never be thrown in jail
i DO NOT want my salad to be tossed


unless they use jelly
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#9
Quote by walker-rose
wait what?

With jelly or without jelly? Some guys like to use a little syrup.


What is there not to get about that?
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it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#10
Ha! classic.
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#11
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#12
Jelly, because with jam you get all those seeds stuck everywhere.
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#13
are we talking about food????!?
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#15
Quote by walker-rose
are we talking about food????!?

Duh.


Another dudes asshole = Food
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#16
ewwww..now I'm going to have a disgusting image in my head all night

thanks a lot TS...you sexy beast
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#17
i only enjoy ceaser salads, so does that mean i would only get my salad tossed by romans and mexicans?
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#19
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ewwww..now I'm going to have a disgusting image in my head all night

thanks a lot TS...you sexy beast

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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#20
Quote by travd92
i only enjoy ceaser salads, so does that mean i would only get my salad tossed by romans and mexicans?


I like Italian dressing on my salads.

oh............


*runs*
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#22
Srsly...
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#23
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I like Italian dressing on my salads.

oh............


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You called?

oh...


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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#24
Quote by -BlackZeppelin-
With jelly or without jelly? Some gays like to use a little syrup.


What is there not to get about that?



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#25
I thought this would be about how people in jail prepare salads
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#26
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I thought this would be about how people in jail prepare salads

You sick bastard. Did your Mom teach you to think like that?!
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BlackZeppelin is like Ghandi. With a bigger sense of humor.
it's the silence between the notes that makes the music.
#27
He exists? Oh dear God, that is brilliant! I thought Rock had just made it up, or something to that effect.
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#28
Straight indeed.
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#29
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You sick bastard. Did your Mom teach you to think like that?!

She must have gotten it from me