#1
well i havent been in here in a while cuz my internet service was down. so i decided to post a topic seeing that even when i was active here i didnt have many. well my question is what the F' is a fleshlight? I think i saw that crap today and was like wtf? also is the lol wut pear still banned? is there anything else i should be careful of not posting? thanks guys
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#4
Well I STILL CUM BLOOD
A flesh light is a plastic flashlight that has a vagina,mouth,anus,or penis on the front and you place ur junk in the hole and fap with it.
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#5
Feel free to post the pear, it's "I CUM BLOOD" that'll get you banned.

Also, a fleshlight is for those of us who would like to have sex without dealing with "people."
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#8
Quote by Bama Jama
Well I STILL CUM BLOOD
A flesh light is a plastic flashlight that has a vagina,mouth,anus,or penis on the front and you place ur junk in the hole and fap with it.


Best explanation. Evar.

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#9
Quote by Munchlaxatives
Feel free to post the pear, it's "I CUM BLOOD" that'll get you banned.

Also, a fleshlight is for those of us who would like to have sex without dealing with "people."

I've seen you once and I already don't like you.
#10
no way i had no idea what that was. man thats disgusting i know a guy that has 2 then. lol
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#12
Quote by Bama Jama
Well I STILL CUM BLOOD
A flesh light is a plastic flashlight that has a vagina,mouth,anus,or penis on the front and you place ur junk in the hole and fap with it.

Where does the semen go?
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#13
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Where does the semen go?

haha


That's actually a legit question.
#14
yeah where does it go?
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#15
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I've seen you once and I already don't like you.


Why do you not like me I'm so lovable.
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Put scotch tape on your penis and icy hot on your balls

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What the hell does that have to do with freeing whales from pirates?
#17
Quote by Munchlaxatives
Feel free to post the pear, it's "I CUM BLOOD" that'll get you banned.

Also, a fleshlight is for those of us who would like to have sex without dealing with "people."


+1
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#18
Quote by Magero
Inside of it.
You have to clean it after each use.
Kinda creepy.

They should just make some sort of disposable semen catching device. (YO' MAMA!)
I dunno.
Seems a lot better then cleaning it out.

*shrugs*
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#20
I was on my friend's little brother's PSP and he is 13 years old and he had a fleshlight tab on his history. Now I know...
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