#1
My friend called me a dork so i said yeah im a dork with a big pork


hahaha you might not laugh now but you'll use it and laugh
#5
I'm SO glad I clicked on this thread. *leaves*
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#7
You know that dork is a scientific term for whale penis right?

You're a penis with a big penis?

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#9
i think you complimented him...
dont take any guff from these bastards man

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#11
You know that dork is a scientific term for whale penis right?

You're a penis with a big penis?




how manly can you get!
What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?


Bob Kelso, nice to meet you.
#13
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Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!


The jerk store called...They're running out of you.
#15
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#17
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The jerk store called...They're running out of you.



+1


props for the seinfeld reference

SHRIMP!
#23
Wow...This thread is so fail...I just put you in my MSN Pm...and it's none too flattering. In fact, Here it is.

~- Lobodomy - Children Of Bodom -~ GuitarMan1977: "My Friend Called Me A Dork So I Said 'Yeah I'm a Dork With A Big Pork!'" Uh...WTF? Just...No. STFU...

BTW, you're the fifth UG'er today to make my "Missing Persons List", along with Jesusloves, Daytripper75, Dougiecrystals and Scooby Snacks

P.S. - I hate you...
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#24
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I had forgotten about that one
...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#25
No
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

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