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I wanna copy McDonalds and make my own version of their burgers, no matter what i do i'll probably end up making it alot healthier than buying at them. Anyone have any familiar experienences or by som kind of reason know how to make a McDonalds Big Mac, Cheeseburger etc? Thanks

Would like to know the ingridients etc if anyone knows.
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Quote by Ergin
I wanna copy McDonalds and make my own version of their burgers, no matter what i do i'll probably end up making it alot healthier than buying at them. Anyone have any familiar experienences or by som kind of reason know how to make a McDonalds Big Mac, Cheeseburger etc? Thanks

Would like to know the ingridients etc if anyone knows.


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EDIT: You'll make America fatter somehow.
#4
Probably your best answer right there ^ but goodluck cause it'l most likely fail.
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Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

The special sauce is thousand island dressing. Enjoy.
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Probably your best answer right there ^ but goodluck cause it'l most likely fail.


Hey i suck at everything so there gotta be something i can manage to do.
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#9
Taking a dump in between two slices of bread would probably accurately simulate the experience
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Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

The special sauce is thousand island dressing. Enjoy.

With that ever subtle blend of teenage semen and spittle.

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Quote by eXperiment63
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

The special sauce is thousand island dressing. Enjoy.


Thanks, alerady knew the special sauce

Im gonna do a ripoff of McDonalds and get rich.

With that ever subtle blend of teenage semen and spittle


Reasen why i haven't go to McDonalds for ages.
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#12
1. Find a cow carcass. Make sure it is at least 3 weeks old, and covered in fecal matter.
2. Remove all meat, internal organs, and genetalia from the carcass. Place in blender.
3. Blend until smooth. Pour into patty-shaped moulds and place in freezer for 4-6 years.
4. Place in deep fat-fryer for 30 seconds.
5. Remove from fryer, place on bun made from processed, genetically modified grain. Add genetically modified, pesticide-covered vegetables if desired.
6. Enjoy!
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#13
out of all the burgers in the US ...... WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU WANT TO COPY MC. DONALDS.
#14
Dont forget the special semen source that goes into the mayonaise.




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out of all the burgers in the US ...... WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU WANT TO COPY MC. DONALDS.


I don't live in the US, we only got McDonalds and Burger King here, and some minor companys that nobody knows about.
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#16
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Dont forget the special semen source that goes into the mayonaise.


Yea i can handle that myself
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#18
Aw, you guys make me sick....

...Ah well, I'm off to McDonalds.


Just make a burger like you normally would and add the russian dressing.
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#19
I work there so a cheese burger is...

from the top up:

bun top,
heinz ketchup,
mustard,
diced onions,
pickle,
slice of I think Coon cheese,
10:1 meat patty,
bun bottom

big mac is:
bun top,
big mac sauce(dno whats in it),
diced onions,
shredded lettuce,
pickle,
10:1 meat patty,
bun middle,
big mac sauce,
diced onions,
shredded lettuce,
coon cheese slice,
10:1 meat patty,
bun bottom
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Quote by Maxxwell
I work there so a cheese burger is this:
from top up is bun top, heinz ketchup, mustard, diced onions, pickle, slice of I think Coon cheese, 10:1 meat patty, bun bottom

big mac is:
bun top, big mac sauce(dno whats in it), diced onions,shredded lettuce, pickle, 10:1 meat patty, bun middle, big mac sauce, diced onions, shredded lettuce, coon cheese slice, 10:1 meat patty, bun bottom


Thanks. Isn't the cheese cheddar?


I want them to taste like that becouse they taste good
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#22
Quote by Ergin
Thanks. Isn't the cheese cheddar?


I want them to taste like that becouse they taste good


yah cheddar
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#23
why do people hate macdonalds? the quality isnt that bad, and i honestly think it is so tastey
#24
You'll need those type of seeded rolls they use.




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#25
you just need a gimmick of your own. Why not put a cocktail umbrella on the bun? It's CRAAAZY!

try one of these:

http://www.wikihow.com/Special:LSearch?fulltext=Search&search=burger
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You'll need those type of seeded rolls they use.



God I suddenly feel very hungry..

The first burger has white cheese. It looks rather unappealing.

I'm hungry.

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why do people hate macdonalds? the quality isnt that bad, and i honestly think it is so tastey

They actually ARE that bad, but they anyway are indeed very tasty. It's more of a "join the wave" thing to hate mcdonalds today.
Obviously, you can get a much bigger and better burger for the same price. But eating in McDonalds from time to time isn't going to kill anyone.
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#34
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Taking a dump in between two slices of bread would probably accurately simulate the experience

You made me lol

This is probably the best answer.