#2
with potatoes




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#4
Get a job at a chippy and stick 'em in the deep fat frier

But seriously, I would love to know. *lurks*

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#9
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How do they make them gorgeous chips?


Potatoes + fat/oil.
There was a program with Richard Hammond, and he had the EXACT oil/fat they use.
I think it was "should I worry about.."
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#10
You're from the UK so I'm not sure what you mean. Chips as in potato chips like or fries?
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#11
LOL the secret is to fry them twice, and make them chunky

Edit: No ive never worked in a chippy :P
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#12
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You're from the UK so I'm not sure what you mean. Chips as in potato chips like or fries?
Chips from a chippy! Surely the fact that the threadstarter is British makes it unambiguous
#14
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Chips from a chippy! Surely the fact that the threadstarter is British makes it unambiguous

What? So which one is it?

This


or this
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#15
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What? So which one is it?

This


or this


Neither.

It's this, without the fish.

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#16
So what's the difference between the McDonalds fries and those?
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#17
thickness, and tastiness !
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#18
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So what's the difference between the McDonalds fries and those?

The mcdonalds ones taste like ****e and don't fill you at all.
#19
Ok. crisps is a weird word.
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#20
The difference between McShit "fries" and proper chips is about the same as the difference between a wank and some great sex.
#21
*drools* If I had a car I'd be at Long John Silvers right now. I don't want fries but the fish that Simsimius posted made me hungry.
#22
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The difference between McShit "fries" and proper chips is about the same as the difference between a wank and some great sex.


This guy knows.
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#23
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The difference between McShit "fries" and proper chips is about the same as the difference between a wank and some great sex.

Maybe, but that's not what I was asking. I mean I was but I meant.. forget it. I just confuse chips with crispsps and fries, those are fries to me. Big floppy fries and I bet they're delicious
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#24
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Maybe, but that's not what I was asking. I mean I was but I meant.. forget it. I just confuse chips with crispsps and fries, those are fries to me. Big floppy fries and I bet they're delicious


Hello sailor!

Damn right they're delicious! Man, I've got some serious cravings right now!
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#25
Sure are. I went to a theme park and had some big fat juicy chips, you could even taste a lovely butter taste. They were amazing!
#26
If you meant crisps then I guess they peel a thin section off and deep fry.

If you meant fries, I'm not really sure about that
#28
In england -
crisps = american potato chips

chips , on the other hand can encompass mcdonalds fries, and chunky chip shop chips and anything in between. (Including crinkle cut oven chips - yum)
In general, french fries are the skinny ones (maccie d's)
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#30
What, these bad boys?



I'd have thought your answer was obvious - cut bigger bits off the potato.
#32
it has alot to do with the kind of oil its fried in
they say Chinese chippys are better because they fry spring rolls and whatnot in the same oil too
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#33
When I was little, I thought they made chips and fries by pushing potatoes through tennis racquets...
#34
Quote by sunnysayshi
But they taste different.


They're fried the same way, but they're left in the oil slightly longer and they're also slightly stale because they're then put in box and left until punters come in to order them.

For the perfect chip, sunflower oil at 180 Degrees C for 2.5-3 min. Lovely golden brown.


mmmm


And for added mouthgasm, smother them in a bit of gravy.