#1
oh sweet lord

http://rockabyebabymusic.com/web/page.asp?pgs=product&catid=41&id=408

The first step of getting your kids to worship satan. whoo hoo!

Rockabye Baby! Lullaby Renditions of Metallica

Description:
Rockabye Baby! transforms timeless rock songs into beautiful instrumental lullabies. The soothing sounds of the glockenspiel, vibraphone, melltoron and other instruments will lull your baby into a sweet slumber.

On this album, they’ll enjoy Metallica’s biggest anthems without the pesky earplugs you didn’t bother to wear growing up. We’ve turned down the volume from an eleven to a two, and made the bed ourselves. Say your prayers little one. Tonight the sandman will be gently rocking you to sleep with these essential masterpieces of rock'n'roll.

They actually sound good . Better than some of the recent songs :p
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#10
I say its pretty kickass. My newborn nephew wont fall asleep unless he is listening to something metal. IT PERFECT!
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#13
I'm buying this. Then I'm going to make a baby.
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#14
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They made a Queens of the Stone Age one as well

I'd love to hear that version of Feel Good Hit of the Summer.
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#16
i love these things. i have the pink floyd version, i didn't think floyd could get any more mellow
#17
The Tool one is just hilarious to me.
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#18
lolwut?
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#20
Ill buy 3.
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#21
sounds better than the original
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#22
That's awesome. The 'One' version seemed a little haunting for children, though.

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#23
My neice has it. It's got nothing else matters on it, enter sandman, unforgiven, its pretty cool.


And metallica doesn't worship Satan, TS. Your just full of ****.
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That's awesome. The 'One' version seemed a little haunting for children, though.


What do you achieve by posting that? Honestly?

Nothing. I don't post with the intention gaining anything, do you?
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#25
awesome, that NIN's one has the nicest version of 'hurt' ive ever heard.
#27
As soon as I have a kid, I'm getting one of these

Some of these sound better than the originals
#28
Well, I knew that, when I have kids, I would have them listening to rock, but I suppose this is the perfect way to start 'em off.

Now, I must purchase the Nine Inch Nails and Zeppelin ones, and have a night o' babymakin'!
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#29
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Poor kid, being subjected to Metallica...

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Eat your words.

Also, I'd like to see a Blackened Lullaby.
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Well, I knew that, when I have kids, I would have them listening to rock, but I suppose this is the perfect way to start 'em off.

Now, I must purchase the Nine Inch Nails and Zeppelin ones, and have a night o' babymakin'!

That's what I was thinking. Are you a girl, by any chance?
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem
#32
lol Coldplay? Wouldn't that just be their regular music though?
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#33
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That's what I was thinking. Are you a girl, by any chance?

No, but I have the hair of one! Like, seriously...down to my stomach. It's all good though.
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#34
It's on Cracked too!
http://www.cracked.com/article_16475_p2.html
Despite what metal purists think, Metallica Lullabies is not a box set of everything they've released after "..And Justice For All". It is reimagined and repackaged metal designed to soothe your baby to sleep and begin brokering their relationship with Satan. Kids don't usually embrace the Dark Lord until they discover Dungeons & Dragons, so they'll be way ahead of their peers.
#35
I think I'm gonna buy Radiohead and Zeppelin for my cousin's new born baby.
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#36
yeah my cousin's son has that haha.
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#38

That looks cool
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That looks cool


If it included singing, It would be really hard to justify Closer being on there.