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#1
As seen on myspace.

"The World's Hardest Riddle"
I make guys pee
and girls to comb their hair
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.


Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,
But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,
In 6 minutes or less.
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#2
i believe the answer was either "pressure" or "no"
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#3
Time?
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#6
no i can't guess the riddle
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#7
A balloon?
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#8
Are you asking us to work out the riddle or aswer the question? If you want an answer to the question I'm with Les.
#9
no...


yeah
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#10
I usaly go whith the answear Fcuk you......
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#11
the people that said No are correct.
a google search can yield the answer, this riddle is widely known on the internet.
#12
I beleive the answer is Chuck Norris because he can do all of that.

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#16
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"I turn pancakes brown"

'No'


That doesnt make sense..

I don't think it means it'll literally turn pakages brown...more like make situations sour...
#17
hmmm..is it....

"The World's Hardest Riddle"
I make guys pee
and girls to comb their hair
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.


yes I can
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#18
How exactly is 'No' the answer?

Unless you mean "No, I don't know the answer to the riddle"...

So, you're telling me the riddle is unsolvable?
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#22
the only the question it poses is can you guess the riddle

it doesnt ask what am I
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#25
I think its "pressure" because it fits with everything on there imo..
#27
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How exactly is 'No' the answer?

Unless you mean "No, I don't know the answer to the riddle"...

So, you're telling me the riddle is unsolvable?


Well that question at the end is part of the riddle, so therefore "No" is the answer to the riddle.

It begins to make sense more when you look at the statistics. "No" is the answer most children would supposedly give when asked "can you guess this riddle?".

Whilst the Harvard students would probably just spend forever analyzing it and going through every variation of possibilities.
#31
"I make guys pee and girls to comb their hair"


"NO"

Sounds like a George Bush speach...
#32
It isn't a riddle, because there is no answer. It's ridiculous. Harvard graduates didn't figure it out because they have half an inch of sense and would realise instantly that time isn't the direct cause of any one of those ridiculous occurrences.

The only thing this 'riddle' has in common with time is that it's a waste of it.
#33
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how does pressure make me look like a celeb?


I guess society is under pressure today to try and look like the celebrities they're exposed to daily in the magazines they read.

Still, though, the riddle is stupid.

Pressure would've been a good answer, though.
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#34
Stop attempting to justify such an utterly vacuous piece of rubbish.
#36
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Stop attempting to justify such an utterly vacuous piece of rubbish.

oh yeah, that's obvious now i think about it
#37
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the only the question it poses is can you guess the riddle

it doesnt ask what am I

This
#38
'Time'

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.
(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champane bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )

EDIT: I've seen this before and it's based on a poem that someone wrote.
#39
This is where it came from and so time is the answer.

Edit: Ox beat me to it

'Time'

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.
(...I turn polar bears white )

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.
(...and I will make you cry.)

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs
(...I make guys have to pee)

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush
(...and girls comb their hair.)

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh
(...I make celebrities look stupid )

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal
(...and normal people look like celebrities.)

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter
(...I turn pancakes brown )

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine
)...and make your champane bubble.)

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.
(...If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. )

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.
(...If you look at me, you'll pop. )
#40
Reminds me of this:

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