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So, as most of you know, if you read my thread last night.

I got call from what i thought to be myself from the future and was just being screwed with for a good hour.

Anyway, it turns out it was this one girl i know.

Now i need to figure out how to get her back.

her birthdays in two days, and maybe i could something with that?


Any ideas?
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#2
stab her
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#3
Rape the stab wound
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#4
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stab her

in the eye with a souldering iron.
Last edited by guitartaber93 at Jul 16, 2008,
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Quote by leftybassdude
So, as most of you know, if you read my thread last night.

I got call from what i thought to be myself from the future and was just being screwed with for a good hour.

Anyway, it turns out it was this one girl i know.

Now i need to figure out how to get her back.

her birthdays in two days, and maybe i could something with that?


Any ideas?



You dumb fuck


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in the eye with a sottering iron.



lol yes
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#10
will her parents be there?


if so, buy her a huge dildo.

when she opens it, say something like "i know you always talked about getting one. unfortunately the shop didnt have any of the chains and masks you wanted."
#12
Whip it out and rape her in the stab wound
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I got call from what i thought to be myself from the future and was just being screwed with for a good hour.

Anyway, it turns out it was this one girl i know.

How? And by a chick's voice?

Wow I missed a lot by going to bed early last night.
#14
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Surprise butt s3cks!

That's the way to go...it's not rape if you yell "SUPRISE!"
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in the eye with a sottering iron.

SOTTER?!

What has the world come to?!
#19
As if you fell for something like that. How old are you?
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#20
you sir, are not very clever


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#21
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Punishment?


She needs rewarding for this

You know what would be awesome? If the girl had recorded it and put it online.
That would be awesome.
#22
Give her the old spiderman, preferably as soon as she wakes up

(f**k her while she is sleeping, cum in your hand and then fling it in her face shouting SPIDERMAN)




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#23
but... maybe it was yourself from the future, screwing with yourself from the past by pretending to be this one girl from the present pretending to be you from the future.


it all makes sense...
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So, as most of you know, if you read my thread last night.

I got call from what i thought to be myself from the future and was just being screwed with for a good hour.


no kidding...
#26
dude do the dildo thing and video tape her reaction damn that would be funny
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#28
You could either buy baby clothes for her for her birthday, or just tell everyone that it's a baby shower on her birthday.

Or the dildo one I guess.
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dude do the dildo thing and video tape her reaction damn that would be funny


^this
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#31
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You know what would be awesome? If the girl had recorded it and put it online.
That would be awesome.

She recorded the second conversation, but i caught her in a lie and it just cuts off so its not really funny
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#32
Pay some really odd/ugly guy/girl that goes to her school to ask her out in front of everyone!!!
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#33
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She recorded the second conversation, but i caught her in a lie and it just cuts off so its not really funny

Bloody stupid woman.
Tell her that some guy on an internet forum thinks she's a doofus for not recording the first one. That'll teach her.
#34
TS, the perfect thing to do in a situation like this is....


TO DO A BARREL ROLL!
Nothing escapes the mighty barrel roll.

Or, you can consider what other people are advising...
#37
Go outside with a box, catch evil flying insects with a net, put them in the box with a snake, hornets, bees and other flying bugs, close it up with a pretty bow, shake the box then leave it on the doorstep, ring the bell and run like hell.

Or, just egg her house on her birthday.
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#39
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Post her phone number and adress on /b/


this, and if you don't get invited to her birthday party...find out when it is, and pay some hobo to get naked, ring their doorbell, and run around in the house for lulz
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