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#1
For you what is the most annoying thing your "love partner" ever say to you??

Like "Baby i love you, but just quit practise guitar"

F**K YOU I WONT DO WAS YOU TELL ME!!
#6
Say "Baby I love you, but quit practising being a bitch."

BURNN


I'll go.
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#7
My girlfriend once told me I'm too lazy. I argued with, "No I'm not!" then I turned back over and continued to sleep on her couch.

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#8
Quote by filipe.bento.89
For you what is the most annoying thing your "love partner" ever say to you??

Like "Baby i love you, but just quit practise guitar"

F**K YOU I WONT DO WAS YOU TELL ME!!



If she really told that to you than you have a weird gf
#9
Whenever she wants me to do something I don't want to do, like the dishes or take out HER rubbish she puts on an annoying nasal voice and just goes "But baaaaaaaaaabieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Baaaaaaa'
#10
"i wonder who's the hottest guy at school."

wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
#11
Quote by Viva-la-mark
Say "Baby I love you, but quit practising being a bitch."

BURNN


I'll go.


Nice Advice
#12
"ill be down in a second"
thats what my bf ALWAYS says


come up hours later and hes STILL on the damn computer playing games
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#13
Quote by filipe.bento.89
For you, what is the most annoying thing your "love partner" has ever said to you??

Like "Baby i love you, but just quit practicing guitar"

FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!


Fixed.


I think. Frankly I haven't a clue what that meant.
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#14
Quote by Nilpferdkoenig
If she really told that to you than you have a weird gf

Noooo....Just for the record, i dont have gf, i am single and happy loool it´s just an example
#15
1. "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

Threadstarter, grow up. You sound 11.
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#16
Quote by XCount Me InX
"ill be down in a second"
thats what my bf ALWAYS says


come up hours later and hes STILL on the damn computer playing games

Not a very good bf :S just kiding
#17
Danny, clean up your room, god damn it!

listen to me, I'm your father!


Me: But mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooom...
#18
Quote by XCount Me InX
"ill be down in a second"
thats what my bf ALWAYS says


come up hours later and hes STILL on the damn computer playing games

And being in the pit is sooooo much better

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#19
Quote by Harmonius
1. "Does this outfit make me look fat?"


That question is the most evil question in the history of social interaction. Second most evil is "Is she prettier than me?"
Baaaaaaa'
#21
Quote by Graveworm
Danny, clean up your room, god damn it!

listen to me, I'm your father!


Me: But mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooooooooooooooooooooooooom...


Providing that's a reference to South Park
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#22
Quote by filipe.bento.89
Noooo....Just for the record, i dont have gf, i am single and happy loool it´s just an example


AH hahahaha lol!
#24
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huh?

You're a shambles mate
Cartman, but moooommmm, nevermind.
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#25
Quote by Viva-la-mark
You're a shambles mate
Cartman, but moooommmm, nevermind.


Yeah, I don't think so.
#26
Giving me oral pleasure:

Her: "You just finished"

Me: "No I didn't"

Her: "You totally did"

Me: "I would definitely know, trust me"

Her: "But you did!"

Turns out what she felt in her mouth was her lunch, regurgitated.

Dickless.
#27
Quote by MetalMilitia212
Giving me oral pleasure:

Her: "You just finished"

Me: "No I didn't"

Her: "You totally did"

Me: "I would definitely know, trust me"

Her: "But you did!"

Turns out what she felt in her mouth was her lunch, regurgitated.



pwn't
Baaaaaaa'
#28
"iono, its up to you :]" meh. she doesn't do that anymore though. but it was annoying because it made it seem like she didn't wanna do anything.
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#29
Quote by Viva-la-mark
You're a shambles mate
Cartman, but moooommmm, nevermind.

I got you. I thought it was a South Park reference too
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#30
Quote by filipe.bento.89
For you what is the most annoying thing your "love partner" ever say to you??

Like "Baby i love you, but just quit practise guitar"

F**K YOU I WONT DO WAS YOU TELL ME!!

was? are you some sort of german??
and just be happy that you have a love partner.
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#31
Quote by will123456789
was? are you some sort of german??
and just be happy that you have a love partner.

wtf?? dude....i am single and happy of my life! stop the "emo" stuff i dont want to get depressed! loool
#33
Quote by Harmonius
1. "Does this outfit make me look fat?"



the correct answer to this question is: "not only does it make you look fat, but it makes you look like a total fucking whore!" you will get laid that night for sure.
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#34
^^Well played hahahahahaha
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#35
my steady just came out and told me he lied to me about being a virgin.
i dont really know what to think of it though..
#37
Quote by demonicity
That question is the most evil question in the history of social interaction. Second most evil is "Is she prettier than me?"


Simple answer: if we were having a threesome, I'd still cum inside of you.
#39
Quote by DunnySun
"i wonder who's the hottest guy at school."


i feel your pain brother.
#40
Quote by MetalMilitia212
Giving me oral pleasure:

Her: "You just finished"

Me: "No I didn't"

Her: "You totally did"

Me: "I would definitely know, trust me"

Her: "But you did!"

Turns out what she felt in her mouth was her lunch, regurgitated.


GOD ****IN DAMN.......
Quote by AtThisVelocity
Your crying like a baby to the pit....You have pretty much ruined it for yourself.
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