#1
Tomorrow i gonna go watch a movie with my girl friend after eating some at the Mcdonaldz restaurant anyways what movie should we seee???
#4
go see kung fu panda, its seems like a laugh

EDIT: oh bloody hell its you. scratch what i said. go out tomorrow and look for a chick who doesnt have a problem with **** size
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#5
No realy go see Kung fu Panda. I bet Jack Black has to pay the rent again.
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#6
Kung Fu Panda!!

But...
Why dont just have sex??
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#7
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Tomorrow i gonna go watch a movie with my girl friend after eating some at the Mcdonaldz restaurant anyways what movie should we seee???


hahahahaha

Wow, you're ****iin smooth. If she's cool, take her to see Hellboy II(i think thats out), if not see Hellboy II by yourself.
#8
Damn, McDonalds and a movie. Mr. Romance here is a big spender!!!!
I simply cannot take this god-awful place anymore. Goodbye to all the good people here. The rest can fuck off.

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#10
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Kung Fu Panda!!

But...
Why dont just have sex??



dont worry we will but i think she finds my willy to be small
#12
Wipe your plans clean. No seriously. Instead of doing two ****ty generic things, take her to a semi-nice place to eat and then just chill after that.
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#14
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dont worry we will but i think she finds my willy to be small


hmm..

okey.


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#15
The Dark Night. It is truly awesome. Or if it isn't out in your country see Get Smart. That was pretty damn funny.
#16
well you can forget any chances of sex or.. even making out

are you sure shes not your sister?

who takes thier girlfriend to mc donalds :P

haha jk

but idk journey to the center of the earth looks decent-ish
#17
dear TS,

ive seen you some threads recently and i would just like to say you make some very borderlin spam threads. and noobish comments. how old are you? you seem to annoy the pit very slowly.

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#18
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so you think she wont like McdoNaldzzz but all the chicks love mCdoNaldzz wtfff


lolwut
#20
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so you think she wont like McdoNaldzzz but all the chicks love mCdoNaldzz wtfff

Assuming you're talking to me, yes. Especially if you plan on having sex, and already have something going against you. If you're penis is small, and she knows this, you must rely on your personality to score.
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#21
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dear TS,

ive seen you some threads recently and i would just like to say you make some very borderlin spam threads. and noobish comments. how old are you? you seem to annoy the pit very slowly.

sincerely,
user who hates most 08ers except about 4


wuts wrong with you man its a pit you can talk about vaginas , penises , drugs here so wtfffff i can ask for some help in my case
#23
You need to get banned..seriously. You've posted like 4 threads that have been closed already
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#25
^ wuts wrong with you man its a pit you can talk about vaginas , penises , drugs here so wtfffff i can ask for some help in my case
#27
^wuts wrong with you man its a pit you can talk about vaginas , penises , drugs here so wtfffff i can ask for some help in my case
#28
wtffffff is wrong with you?
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#29
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You need to get banned..seriously. You've posted like 4 threads that have been closed already


need i say more
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Get a boner and slap your school doctor in the face with your penis.

It'll be funny.


Haiku by of friend of mine:
Fat guy play the bass
Get your jam on, get your jam
And peanut butter


Live Fast, Die Fun
#31
Wow man, a Filet-O-Fish, fries, a drink, AND a film. Trying to amp up the "heat" I see by emptying the wallet, way to show her how much she means to you. Maybe see if you can find a coupon too, the 2 can dine for $6.99 deal or something. Way to step up your game by the way. What were you doing before? Sitting on the curb and spitting on the road?
#33
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Shut the fuck up you condescending cock.
Apologies, I just thought you where being nasty for no reason.
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#34
It's been awhile since I've heard someone refer to Mcdonald's as a restaraunt.