Poll: Tits or Ass
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View poll results: Tits or Ass
176 52%
164 48%
Voters: 340.
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this is the hardest riddle I've seen in a while.
Proud owner of:
1981 Carvin X100B
1987 Strat Plus w/ DiMarzios
BBE Main Squeeze
Boss CE-5
Boss DD-7
Morley Mark Tremonti Power Wah
if this dude gets banned i swear to god.

also tits
bree bree look how fucking metal i am
i cant get enough of the booty.
The Mitch Clem formula
1)make jokes about rancid and NOFX (as if they dont already make fun of themselves)
2)make obvious punk puns, possibly related to food
3)make fun of Rancid and NOFX again
5)PROFIT (and an army of internet fanboys)

ha, i chose tits.
for fans of...

Motion City Soundtrack, Get Up Kids, Jimmy Eat World, Transit, Brand New, Dashboard Confessional, Early November, Fall Out Boy, Jawbreaker, Polar Bear Club, The Story So Far, the Wonder Years, Something Corporate.
the second one.
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There are no boring scales, just boring guitarists.

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dude calebrocker, that first song on your list almost made me cry
you win my good sir

^ My For Mom cover

Check out my MP3s!!
used to be an assman, but ****, gotta go with them Big ass tatas(tig o bitties)
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Your crying like a baby to the pit....You have pretty much ruined it for yourself.
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I like where this is going.

Can't I like both Equally??
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Dude I got these strings the other day that couldn't be tuned to higher than 4 octaves below middle C then I realized that they were shoelaces and they weren't making any sound at all.
this has been done before.

but, i duno, on the last one of these i voted ass. i like large well rounded breasts. but an good tight ass in tight trousers gets me going anyday, so ass it is
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'

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TnA ftw!
You know you're loved when someone breaks a guitar over your leg and everyone's more concerned about the guitar than you.

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^total philosopher
Ass all the way
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Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

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I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

Why so many polls coming up? That's odd...

Anyway, ass. I too am an assman. Tits are nice, but I really prefer ass. That doesn't mean that the lady can just ignore her boobs, though. Need to have at least decent tits to have a nice ass. And vice versa.
Peavey HP Signature EXP (SH4 JB/ SH2 Jazz)
Jackson DK2M
Fender MIM Stratocaster HSS
Fender MiM Telecaster

EVH 5150 III w/ EVH 2x12 cab
Peavey Vypyr Tube 60
Fender Blues Jr.

Boss ME-50; NS-2; RV-5; BF-3
MXR M101 Phase 90
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I prefer the vagina over both.

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."-Duke
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Im an Ass Man

by LazyLatinoRocke
At least you didn't walked in on your cousin and girlfriend going anal.
Well, It's always been tits for me, but then I found

and well, I still really like a nice rack, but that pic has given me a new appreciation for asses.
haha i love how this thread already has like 80 people that have voted on the poll in like10 minutes
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