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#5
Your mom. That's nothing special though...
Quote by VoodooChild15
I used to take my penis out and touch stuff with it when no one was looking.


Quote by teensean
THANK YOU!!! i love you Snyde_Platypus!!!


I explained "lulz" =D
#7
Marilyn Monroe...


or so she said...
Quote by TunerAddict,mdawg24
+Infinity

Listen to ExtremeMetalFTW, he knows what he is talking about...

Quote by vmanoman
I clicked System Restore and it said "System Restore Is Unable To Protect You".

^^SO KVLT!!
#13
Jay Mohr
Quote by AtThisVelocity
Your crying like a baby to the pit....You have pretty much ruined it for yourself.
#15
Your mom.


I know,that was retarded.
Quote by Jackal58
If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
#16
Me.
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#18
Palmella Handerson
My Rig:

Guitars:
Schecter C-1 Classic (Deep Sea Green)
Jackson DK2M Snow White Edition
BC Rich Mockingbird Special X

Amps:
Mesa Boogie Express 5:50 212
Roland Microcube

RIP Kevin Robert Swerdfiger
September 15 1991 - May 16 2008
#19
Christopher Walken.
Quote by blackenedktulu
CFH82, I love you. I didn't laugh, but my god, I love you.

Quote by Zero-Hartman
Holy shit, that was epic. A mighty roar escapeth'd my mouth.

Quote by WyvernOmega
I saw a penis.

last.fm
#20
Haha, ALL these answers could well be true, and noone would ever know. If I'd had sex with Jessica Alba, and came in here to brag, noone would ever believe it.
#21
Bre Morgan. Bit of a long story...
I get very tense around apples...Well, I get very tense generally. I think I've fallen into the trap of blaming fruit.

Jeff


Peavey Studio Pro 112 for sale. Anyone want it?
#22
Quote by Slone
OMG, I had sex with you too!

Thanks for telling everyone
Her friends are gazing on her,
And on her gaudy bier,
And weep!-oh! to dishonor
Dead beauty with a tear!
They loved her for her wealth-
And they hated her for her pride-
But she grew in feeble health,
And they love her-that she died.
#25
Quote by Munchlaxatives
Bre Morgan. Bit of a long story...


...Nothing you've ever...
...Planned on ever turned out...
...The way you planned...


...You're still disappointing them...
#28
Quote by kyle100
Palmella Handerson

Win.

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#29
Magic Johnson.
Easy-E.
Freddie Mercury.
Quote by Roger_Waters
^ wow i actually almost missed that hahaha iforgot your a genious


Don't blame us if we ever doubt you, you know we couldn't live without you.

I'm oedipus, bitch, the original balla
Bust out my 9, light up your Impala
fuck that police!
Last edited by iforgot539 at Jul 16, 2008,
#30
Quote by CFH82
Christopher Walken.


ahem


*Christopher Walken voice*

"You know, I think once we're done here we should go tap dancing, BAM!"


*/voice*
#31
Quote by Munchlaxatives
Bre Morgan. Bit of a long story...

that thread was deleted
anyways, i've fucked pamela anderson a few times, but it was kinda kward cuz her titties kept slapping me across the face
Living is easy with eyes closed...
--------------------------

Quote by GnR_ROK
I'm surprised you returned to this thread after cheeseman owned you.
#37
My last boyfriend was a pretty well known musician. Mostly well-known with drunk women between 18-26

seriously though, we couldn't go out anywhere because someone would recognize him and be like OMG TYLER HAWKINS! wait, who's he with? how old is she? *call cops*

Yeah. The rumors are true. I'm a twat.
#38
Quote by lucky69
My last boyfriend was a pretty well known musician. Mostly well-known with drunk women between 18-26

seriously though, we couldn't go out anywhere because someone would recognize him and be like OMG TYLER HAWKINS! wait, who's he with? how old is she? *call cops*


UG A WOMAN, A WOMAN!


*every guy lurks on her profile*
#39
Quote by lucky69
My last boyfriend was a pretty well known musician. Mostly well-known with drunk women between 18-26

seriously though, we couldn't go out anywhere because someone would recognize him and be like OMG TYLER HAWKINS! wait, who's he with? how old is she? *call cops*

Was he known for being a pedophile?

Jack my swag
#40
Quote by woMANintheBOX19
Thanks for telling everyone


You were so wonderful I thought I'd be doing a disservice to the others by not telling them.

So you coming over tonight too?


I hope you don't think any less of me for blatantly hitting on you on some internet forum, but I haven't gotten any in quite a while. Anyways, seeing as how I don't even know if you're a real girl or even worse, a horribly unattractive one, I hope my first attempt at cyber sex pays off and the attempt was at least not wasted and turns out being on someone tappable.
<3 Slone
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