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#1
In various other discussions about pubes I heard of the advantages of trimming so I decided to try it a few days ago.

For that day and the day after I could not walk properly due to my wang getting severly pricked by what was left....

How the heck do you lot trim/shave without getting the same problem?!
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You need to use a completely round stone, and then you need to chop that tree down with a fish.
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Lol, what did you do wrong?
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#5
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Ok that sounds goo- HEY WAIT!
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#7
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Lol, what did you do wrong?


.... I don't know. That's why I asked you folks how you do it without having the same problem.
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#8
yea same here, then i did it again and it wasnt so bad. keep slicin them so that its not so bad. i have this strange rash where my pubs are and im not sure what it is. its like a lotta zits but idk, im paranoid. when i shaved they came up. this happend to me 6mths ago to when i shaved the first time
#9
I don't know. I used to shave completely, trimming isn't as prickly as that!
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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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#10
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no way to avoid it man.


So them you just get used to it?
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#11
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yea same here, then i did it again and it wasnt so bad. keep slicin them so that its not so bad. i have this strange rash where my pubs are and im not sure what it is. its like a lotta zits but idk, im paranoid. when i shaved they came up. this happend to me 6mths ago to when i shaved the first time


That sounds like razorburn man, have a shower before you shave, to soften the hair, then trim as short as you can, then shave with loads of shaving cream and a sharp blade.
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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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#13
only had the itchy wang for a short while, now try shaving your balls, thats uncomfortable!
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yea same here, then i did it again and it wasnt so bad. keep slicin them so that its not so bad. i have this strange rash where my pubs are and im not sure what it is. its like a lotta zits but idk, im paranoid. when i shaved they came up. this happend to me 6mths ago to when i shaved the first time


That's disgusting...
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#15
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That's disgusting...

At least try to help the man! He's got a problem, hopefully what I said will sort him out and it is just razorburn.
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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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#16
Also for the folks who shave. Don't you feel just a bit uncomfortable with having a sharp object so close to something so important?
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#17
Some people aren't meant to be sexy
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You need to use a completely round stone, and then you need to chop that tree down with a fish.

its a herring...monty python FTW
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#20
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Also for the folks who shave. Don't you feel just a bit uncomfortable with having a sharp object so close to something so important?


Not really. You'd have to be stupid to mess it up badly, and it's not like anyone here would use a straight razor to do it...
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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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#21
You don't trim them that much. Use a pair of scissors and just trim it so it's shorter, not fucking stubble.
#22
a trim is a trim
you shaved them
so you must deal with the consequences

your pubes are like the amazon rainforest and your body is planet earth
trim a little here and there and your life will be better/more comfortable
but cut down the whole damn forest and mother nature is going to cut you
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#23
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its a herring...monty python FTW


I have a feeling he wasn't quoting monty python, he didn't mention a shrubbery, but way to jam in a reference!
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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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#24
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Lol, what did you do wrong?


He chopped his pubes off.
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#26
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its a herring...monty python FTW


im pretty sure its off an ancient episode of ren and stimpy, but i could be wrong.

and monty python rules
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#27
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??? It never pricks my wang. How would it even touch your pubes it hangs down?


It still kinda does anyways, where the penorz joins to the body, its like having little spikes on the inside of a round corner... Hard to explain...

@TS

Trim them so theyre about 5 mm long, wait for the itching to go away then shave.
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#28
i plait mine
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#29
As discussed in another thread, I'm going for dreadlocked pubes. Bob Marley genitalia ftw.

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#33
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a trim is a trim
you shaved them
so you must deal with the consequences

your pubes are like the amazon rainforest and your body is planet earth
trim a little here and there and your life will be better/more comfortable
but cut down the whole damn forest and mother nature is going to cut you


zzomg hahah. thoroughly approve.

guys,stop it. girls have much moar problems with it. its a must for us.
#34
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zzomg hahah. thoroughly approve.

guys,stop it. girls have much moar problems with it. its a must for us.

So why was a dude the first to explain razorburn, hmm?
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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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#36
Body hair is foul, I order everybody on earth to pay for laser hair removal on all hair below the top of their head.

Anyway just use lots of shaving cream, a new clean sharp razor, and moisturize afterwords, (yes its girly, but its necessary unless you want shaving rash)
#37
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well, we have to shave a larger area. legs, thighs, bikini zone,...


So you thought a guy could figure out why he had a weird rash in his genital area by himself?

EDIT: Person above me, I agree, if only it weren't so expensive and time consuming!
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i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

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#38
Shave it all off.

Then theres nothing to prick your pen0r.


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#39
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well, we have to shave a larger area. legs, thighs, bikini zone,...

I just wax, hurts like all hell but you get used to it, and you don't need to do it as often.
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