#1
Thier plumbing business is going under, so they have spare parts of pipe all over thier house.

'Peach' is really Marios next door neighbor.

'Yoshi' is a big green plush dinosaur that Mario won for 'Peach' at the fair.

'Bowser' is the pet turtle they have in the pond, in the backyard.

Mario and Luigi have a small crop of mushrooms that make them high as a kite when eaten.

While high, Mario likes to ride Yoshi around the house chanting Mamma Mia, thinking that hes falling down a pit.. When really he just falls off 'Yoshi' onto the floor of his living room.

The red mushrooms make them feel stronger.

The green mushrooms make them feel invincible.

Mario thinks that the stone courtyard out the back is a fortress... And 'Bowser' is an evil adversery.

Luigi likes to drive to work high, thinking that Bowser, Peach and the others are trying to race him.


Discuss.
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that's just what they do.
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#2
Dude. You must be bored.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#3
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Dude. You must be bored.

Oh god yes.
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ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#5
Futurama is on. Why aren't you wathing it
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#6
It would sound better if you said: "The green mushrooms make them feel more alive than ever."

It's more true to canon.

Completely forgot fire flowers, the idea of smashing their heads on bricks (while high on the red mushrooms, no less), and the whole concept of collecting coins, stars, shine sprites, what have you.

A mediocre realization of a fictional world turned real. The Mario Bros. Movie did it so much better, and that was a turd.
Back to the classic avatar.

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#8
It's at this point I'd like to point out that the mushrooms in the mario games (red toadstools with white spots) VERY closely resemble Fly Agaric, a very hallucinogenic mushroom!
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#9
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#10
I hated the cartoon series it messed up how it really happened (The second one not the original one.)

I loved the film I want to buy it but can't find it anywhere. =[
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#11
I bet Mario & Luigi wonder what Princess looks like naked all the time.
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#12
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'Yoshi' is a big green plush dinosaur that Mario won for 'Peach' at the fair.



Hello Harmy
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Hi Wiggy. How be you?
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#16
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Hi Wiggy. How be you?

At the moment I'm very well, planning on having a lazy day, how about your lovely self?
#17
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At the moment I'm very well, planning on having a lazy day, how about your lovely self?


Just got back from the Koi Center with my Pipes and bottom drainage. Jeeze, maybe I am Mario...
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#19
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Just got back from the Koi Center with my Pipes and bottom drainage. Jeeze, maybe I am Mario...

awesome are you expanding your collection? My dad's getting some shabumkins, he's scared our 237943 inch long goldfish is gonna die soon

Anyway we're sort of hijacking this thread
#20
Someone bloody find me the film. My post was a hint at that you have to.

It was amazing. Remember it? Don't know who acted in it but it is where they have to go under New York to save peach or a news reporter or something...
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#21
I got that movie on DVD man!

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ANIMALS LIE DOWN.
that's just what they do.
there's probably humans doing the same thing.
quit being so paranoid.


#22
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I got that movie on DVD man!



Where from? LINK!?!

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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

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#24
love u
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QUESTION! Does emo porn have blood everywhere from wrist wounds?

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HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ

no but seriously, HAHA U IS TEH EMOZORZ
#25
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Just got back from the Koi Center with my Pipes and bottom drainage. Jeeze, maybe I am Mario...

Wait.... wut?


*gets bad mental image*
#27
Hmm, I wanna play mario64 too....GOOD THING I HAVE MY HACKED PSP MWAHAHAHA
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#28
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Very good....but HOW do you explain the evil turtles!

i assume they invaded their back yard....
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Wow.

This is deep
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Was the pun intended?
Actually no

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#30
Yeah, but emulators and roms are free

And I can easily play mp3s, video, web browse, etc.

/pspfanboyism

I also own a ds though! So no bias here.
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Baby, if I were biscuits and you were gravy, I'd sop you up

FIGHT IGNORANCE

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#31
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Funnily enough, a DS costs less than a PSP, and can also play Mario 64...

DS FTW.

Also, to add to the list of things that the TS forgot, what are Goombas supposed to be?