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#2
Dude, boner killer

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#3
OMGSH so cute!!
I'll wait for mine to come back indoors and get a picture
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#4
I have a cock, not a pussy.

VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#6
Quote by rabidguitarist
I have a cock, not a pussy.


mine's bigger





edit:
son of a bitch

edit2:
fixed it
Quote by Machanix
We play guitar.... we're automatically on top of the world.

Life Is A Lemon And I Want My Money Back!

A Wasted Youth
Is Better By Far
Than A Wise And Productive Old Age

Good Girls Go To Heaven, But The Bad Girls Go Everywhere!
#7

My pussy is probably the most helpless, useless creature on earth
In the above photo I whispered 'boo' and he curled up like that and started crying
God I love my pussy
ohai little sig.
#8
I own you all, i have THREE pussies!!!

This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#9
Quote by Demonikk

My pussy is probably the most helpless, useless creature on earth
In the above photo I whispered 'boo' and he curled up like that and started crying
God I love my pussy


Crying?

awww, can I stroke your wet pussy?
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#11
Quote by rabidguitarist
Crying?

awww, can I stroke your wet pussy?

Well, more whimpering and squealing
And yes, yes you may
ohai little sig.
#12
We used to have a pussy that came into our house and we looked after it. As pussies go, it was a nice pussy.
#15
Quote by AlecMag
I own you all, i have THREE pussies!!!


You must be a very big woman !!
Squier Standard Telecaster.
Random Ibanez GIO superstrat
Takamine EG440C Maple Blue

Line 6 Spider III 30 w
Blackheart Killer Ant
Blackheart Little Giant

Line 6 Pod X3 Live
Line 6 Toneport UX-2
#17
This isn't my pussy because I don't have a picture of her on this computer, but this is what my black pussy looks like.

#18
Quote by IKnowItsWrong
You must be a very big woman !!


What the hell are you on about?


Weirdo...


EDIT: Fretonfire74's pussy looks like Samuel L Jackson methinks?
ohai little sig.
Last edited by Demonikk at Jul 17, 2008,
#19
Quote by fretsonfire74
This isn't my pussy because I don't have a picture of her on this computer, but this is what my black pussy looks like.

*Picture of a big black pussy*

You own a serious cat?

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#20
this is gonna be interesting
Quote by .HUZZAH.
Just hit all the strings at once, raping your e string and making retardly out of place pinch harmonics

oh wait, this isn't a slipknot concert..

FREEBIRD!


And the amish said let their be CHEESE...
#21
Awww I am going to post mine at some stage.

Oh and my cock started spewing after i drank some milk over that ginger cat.

Gear
Gibson Les Paul Traditional
Carvin V3 and Marhall 1960A cab
2 B.C. Rich Ironbird Pro
Schecter Hellraiser 6
Boss ML-2

#22
Is it wrong to want to give a cat a bath?

It's the one thing I want to do before my cat dies. It would be like something from a cartoon.
#23
Quote by Fiddelers elbow
I like old men fondling mine


haha thats amazing!
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#28
Quote by fretsonfire74
And fake...

You realise that right?

yeah i do

its just really funny
BEAT IT, BUT NOT IN FRONT OF CHILDREN YOU DIRTY C***!-Mel Gimpsuit
#29
Quote by AlecMag
I own you all, i have THREE pussies!!!

Four. I swear one of these days I'm going to just stomp the **** out of 3 of their heads. The other one's cool though, I don't mind him.
#30
Quote by IKnowItsWrong
You must be a very big woman !!



This is Larry The If you click him, he will give you magic powers.
srsly.


If you are not willing to die for the perfect s'more, Then you don't deserve a s'more at all.
#34
Quote by ginjaninja
EDIT: oh god we were meant to post our cats not our actual... oh ****.
sorry.

#35
Quote by ginjaninja
EDIT: oh god we were meant to post our cats not our actual... oh ****.
sorry.

that's great.
#36
Quote by XCount Me InX
haha thats amazing!


If you don't realise that that is fake, then well done, you must be the most stupid person in the world.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
#37
Quote by rabidguitarist
If you don't realise that that is fake, then well done, you must be the most stupid person in the world.

I resent your User Title
#38
“Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve.”


-Max Planck

☮∞☯♥
#39
I used to have a pussy. Now it's dead.

Soon I will have two .
There's only one thing we can do to thwart the plot of these albino shape-shifting lizard BITCHES!
#40
Quote by wiggyisgreat
I resent your User Title


You obviously don't resent it enough to get better than me.
VENUSIAN
FB SC BC TW
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
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