Poll: Can You Cook?
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View poll results: Can You Cook?
Yes.
43 67%
No.
9 14%
Do fried eggs count?
12 19%
Voters: 64.
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#1
And I mean cook, as in actually know what you're doing.....

I can't cook crap
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#6
I can cook quite well, actually.
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#7
Hell ya.
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#8
I can cook the following..

Mushrooms
Bacon Sandwich
English breakfast (fried eggs, bacon, sausages, tomatos)

Well anything that just involves sticking something on the hob really.
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#11
nope.
i burn pre-made food...
some how..
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#13
wow, i feel small among all of these people who can cook......
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#14
I can cook a few things, but I'm not exactly a master chef.
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#15
Yes I can. not great or anything but enough to survive without giving myself diabetes.
#17
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nope.
i burn pre made food...
some how..


A bit like this?
#19
i can do anything with a recipe (within reason)

and pasta and sauce and simple stuff
#20
I can cook spaghetti.


And cake.


But that's it. I once saw three fourths cup and I put in three cups. I fail.
#24
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I can cook.

On top of that. This is like your 4th thread in the past hour.


3rd.
well noticed btw you can't sneak anything past the pit
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#25
Can you cook


depends

can you pay?
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#27
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If the other option was, "Does Toast count?" that would've applied, but no

oh yea i cook toast too

wait..... cook?
i forgot, what is it you do to toasts? burn them? what do you call it?
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Hitler was really smart and could have been a good leader but he was kind of a douche to the Jews.
#28
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I can cook.

But usually I just can't be arsed.

the common excuse?
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#29
I can't cook crap either, it disgusts me.
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#30
I can do simple things like omelet. Does that count?
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#31
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A bit like this?



yes!
just like that.
im an epic fail.
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#32
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I can do simple things like omelet. Does that count?

oh yea, i forgot about omelette.

I can cook omelette, toast, and fried eggs.
I guess that counts as cooking.
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Knock you up when you're feeling down.
And all the world feels so unreal...


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Hitler was really smart and could have been a good leader but he was kind of a douche to the Jews.
#34
Quote by rigiddigits
Yes I can cook. Loads of stuff and it hardly ever goes wrong I learned when I left home.

what kinda stuff?
after realising how many pitmonkeys could cook, i've started to think maybe i'd better learn a bit more than fried eggs, toast and omelet.....
Your dreams are all out of focus;
Knock you up when you're feeling down.
And all the world feels so unreal...


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Quote by ishmonkey
Hitler was really smart and could have been a good leader but he was kind of a douche to the Jews.
#36
Quote by Våd Hamster
Ain't broken? Don't fix.

Your dreams are all out of focus;
Knock you up when you're feeling down.
And all the world feels so unreal...


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Hitler was really smart and could have been a good leader but he was kind of a douche to the Jews.
#38
^dang, i fail bad. i probably wouldn't be able to cook a ready made lasagna without setting it on fire
Your dreams are all out of focus;
Knock you up when you're feeling down.
And all the world feels so unreal...


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Quote by ishmonkey
Hitler was really smart and could have been a good leader but he was kind of a douche to the Jews.
#39
Yes, I can cook. I have moved away from home, and I'm really picky when it comes to food, so I didn't have much of a choice but to learn how to cook well.
#40
Quote by Teen Spirit
^dang, i fail bad. i probably wouldn't be able to cook a ready made lasagna without setting it on fire



lol, I could find you the recipe if you want, have it all memorised
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