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#1
Warning: this is hypothetical, how this comes about doesn't matter


If you were one of the last people on earth as a result of some disaster, what would you do/where would you go??

You know that there are perhaps less than 100 people scattered throughout the world.
You know these people would be difficult to find and perhaps on other continents.

How would you get there?


Would you go and try to find them to repopulate the world or would you just sit back and enjoy freedom?
Last edited by Vagabond21 at Jul 17, 2008,
#5
Quote by chubbychunks
Yes, I'd go and find them. How boring would it be on your own?


Some people would like it.

I'd have to agree with you though.
#6
Go and repopulate the world

Well, I have to do my bit for Human kind
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#7
Quote by Son.Of.TheViper
I would use the searchbar


I would, but it's too slippery from being in your mothers vagina too much.
#10
just get by, with what food i can find/farm and so on

make a radio transmitter in hope to find the others (electrical enginner )
#11
Quote by freedoms_stain
Are the women hot?

And if not, what of paper bags? do they still exist?


Fat african women with greasy elbows and metallic kneecaps.
#12
Quote by seljer
just get by, with what food i can find/farm and so on

make a radio transmitter in hope to find the others (electrical enginner )

What if the others didn't have a radio, and couldn't make one?
#13
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I would use the searchbar


This is the most appropriate, and funniest use of a searchbar joke ever.
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#14
i'd fap,fap,fap untill order is restored

failing that i'd roam the world looking for survivours,then create a small community we'd hav a much better chance 2gether
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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#15
I'd sit back and enjoy life for a while, then go to a ferrari dealership, take a car, and look for people. When that plan fails I would quickly resort to bestiality in the hopes of creating some sort of man-vulture hybrid race.
#16
Quote by MightyAl
What if the others didn't have a radio, and couldn't make one?


theres like 111234235235235234 million radios aren't there

unless some gigantic magnetic field pulse thing killed all electronics on the earth somebodies going to have a radio
#18
I'll think i get a dog and go live in NY with my dog while hunting animals with my scoped machinegun and have like 3 houses with a giant food storage

EDIT : + I go steal some Mustang GT's and have a race with my dog through the center of NY .. oh and i'll get the (hopefully) hot chicks from the other continents here and have a huuuge beachparty
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#19
id fill a swimming pool via faping, then find all the women and shove them in it
#20
Quote by seljer
just get by, with what food i can find/farm and so on

make a radio transmitter in hope to find the others (electrical enginner )

Just make sure you don't morse code
#22
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Rape all the dead bodies.

fail
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL


what is wrong with you
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this


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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#23
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id fill a swimming pool via faping, then find all the women and shove them in it

You'd have to be pretty quick to do that, sperm dies pretty quickly (within 5 days or so) in the open when it doesn't have a nice cooch to nestle in.
#24
if u were one of the last people on earth and u were a serial killer, that would make an amazing video game or movie
#26
Quote by centorium
fail
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL


what is wrong with you


Ill make sure your body is my first.
#27
Quote by RU Experienced?
You'd have to be pretty quick to do that, sperm dies pretty quickly (within 5 days or so) in the open when it doesn't have a nice cooch to nestle in.


i dont care, ill keep the swimming pool nice and warm
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#29
Quote by RU Experienced?
You'd have to be pretty quick to do that, sperm dies pretty quickly (within 5 days or so) in the open when it doesn't have a nice cooch to nestle in.

It dies pretty quickly in there as well.
You'd have more problems with it drying out, I think.
#30
Originally Posted by centorium
fail
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL
FAIL

what is wrong with you



Ill make sure your body is my first.



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Centorium you dick
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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true


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Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u


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**** you man,I was just going to bed


I'm scary
#31
Quote by RU Experienced?
You'd have to be pretty quick to do that, sperm dies pretty quickly (within 5 days or so) in the open when it doesn't have a nice cooch to nestle in.


It dies much, MUCH quicker than 5 days. Hell, most sperm don't even survive the vagina. It may not have teeth, but it sure is a dangerous place for our little soldiers.
#32
Quote by MightyAl
It dies pretty quickly in there as well.
You'd have more problems with it drying out, I think.

Probably, but it can last 7-10 days I'm pretty sure. I'm betting in the open it'd last even less than 5 days. I think someone should conduct a test. Nose goes! *touches nose*
#33
I'd take advantage of all Military Vehicles and Weapons and then search the UK for people. Screw searching the whole planet! It took me about 20 minutes to go from the West side to the East side of the USA on Google Earth and I was about 3000km above the ground!!! And there are so many countries out there that it's just not worth bothering.

And knowing my luck, I probably wouldnt've survived as opposed to the rest of the world
#34
Quote by RU Experienced?
Probably, but it can last 7-10 days I'm pretty sure. I'm betting in the open it'd last even less than 5 days. I think someone should conduct a test. Nose goes! *touches nose*

TBH, I'd think you'd be lucky for it to last an hour in direct sunlight.
#35
Quote by Deliriumbassist
It dies much, MUCH quicker than 5 days. Hell, most sperm don't even survive the vagina. It may not have teeth, but it sure is a dangerous place for our little soldiers.


#36
Quote by Vagabond21
I would, but it's too slippery from being in your mother's vagina too much.





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#37
Quote by MightyAl
TBH, I'd think you'd be lucky for it to last an hour in direct sunlight.



ill find an indoor swimming pool, its getting done, dead sperm or not, i'm filling that pool
#38
According to wikipedia our boys can last up to 3 days inside of a warm, dark cavernous hole without exposure to any other liquids. So you'd have to be pretty quick on the draw to fill up a pool. Even if it's one of those inflatable kiddy pools!
#40
The thread has spoken - UG demands MOAR swimming in spunk.
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