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#1
i did it...over 5 years ago i vowed to eat a million m&ms...yes...i have counted and kept track...and as i am typing...i just ate my millionth m&m...
*takes bow*
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Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

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What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#6
ok rosie
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#9
You should've had a ceremony or something.
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#10
You couldn't have counted them all. You're crazy. Guinness World Record?
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#11
Congratulations! You're fat!
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#12
I just ate my billionth. Its an incredibly far-fetched statement, yet for some reason I expect you to believe me with no supporting evidence given.
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#13
Congrats. Have fun with Diabetes.
You know, you're probably reading this saying "Hey, I'm bored, maybe this'll be funny?"
It's not. Too bad. No, I am not refunding you those 6 seconds of your life. So :P


#14
Quote by hug a llama
Do you know what M&M stands for? I just found out today.

no i dont...let me know?
acually...to the guy that called me fat...im 5'10 and 145 lbs
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Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

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What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#17
thats not something Id be proud of

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#18
Quote by bi-ah!
no i dont...let me know?
acually...to the guy that called me fat...im 5'10 and 145 lbs


pics or it didnt happen
#19
i don't believe you.
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#21
Quote by bi-ah!
no i dont...let me know?
acually...to the guy that called me fat...im 5'10 and 145 lbs

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People who first made the candy apparently
#22
I see insulin in your future!
Have fun with the diabetes.
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#23
Quote by smb
That's an average of about 550 a day...I'm not convinced.

ok...
i lied

i just wanted to put a fun topic into the pit
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

Quote by *sigh*
What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#24
Quote by Ichimaru
I just ate my billionth. Its an incredibly far-fetched statement, yet for some reason I expect you to believe me with no supporting evidence given.

lol

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ok...
i lied

i just wanted to put a fun topic into the pit

PHONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and for the record, it wasn't fun...
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GASPPPP! another one pwned by joey!

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#26
Quote by bi-ah!
no i dont...let me know?
acually...to the guy that called me fat...im 5'10 and 145 lbs

Mars & Murrie

My math teacher was sidetracking from the lesson and somehow we got to talking about M&Ms
#27
Quote by bi-ah!
no i dont...let me know?
acually...to the guy that called me fat...im 5'10 and 145 lbs

You must be fat I'm a bit over 6'0 and 130lbs...
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#30
Quote by smb
That's an average of about 550 a day...I'm not convinced.


547.9452 to be exact

BS

next time do the math before making false claims

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#31
Quote by King ofKumbucha
FAIL

at least i didnt rick roll you guys
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Better than hooked on crack, I suppose. I'd rather know my kids are safe at home beating their meat than out in the world robbing old women for their crack fix.

Quote by *sigh*
What a huge coincidence. I have a butthole also.
#33
Quote by bi-ah!
ok...
i lied

i just wanted to put a fun topic into the pit

for shame... for shame...
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#34
you really need to find a better goal in life TS.
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#35
Wow. FAIL.
Quote by HuckIt
I didn't find it that funny when I saw myself doing him in missionary position...

Quote by Oblivion_Rps
I was having sex with a female dolphin. In the dream I was like:
"YEEEEEEEAAAARGH I'M SCREWIN' A FEMALE DOLPHIN!!!" and when I woke up I was like:
"... wtf"
#36
Quote by fortysix&2
You must be fat I'm a bit over 6'0 and 130lbs...


no, you are just a pole

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#37
Quote by DCarney9116
I see insulin in your future!
Have fun with the diabetes.


Come on! I just said that!

Copycat...
You know, you're probably reading this saying "Hey, I'm bored, maybe this'll be funny?"
It's not. Too bad. No, I am not refunding you those 6 seconds of your life. So :P


#39
Quote by Tyler Durden
no, you are just a pole


Damnnit I nearly got away with it too!
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My two pennies- theory. Learn it.
Skills. Get them.
Hair. Grow it to your ass.

Quote by Dempsey68
i can only keep it up for about 30 seconds before my fingers cramp up =[

Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Sorry, but because you listen to Tool doesn't mean you're intelligent.
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