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#1
So yesterday I was lying in bed, hoping to get to sleep. However, I was unable to, and decided perhaps rubbing one off would help. So I reach over my body towards my sock drawer, and dig around until I feel the sock.

So I have it in my right hand, but I'm reaching across my body, so as I'm bringing it across myself in the darkness, when suddenly I drop it!

On my face!

Sheer panic ensues, and I have a brief scramble in my bed, but not before I breathe in a waft through my nose, and notice...

My cum rag smells like Pillsbury Baked Dinner Rolls with melted butter.






So, gentlemen of The Pit, what does your cum rag smell like?
#2
inb4... cum

well.....

I use tissues and then dispose of them

But I should imagine the tissues smell of cum
RIP Tom Searle.
Last edited by MH400 at Jul 17, 2008,
#5
Cum rag? That's disgusting.
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#6
1) I don't masturbate.
2) If I did, I'd come in a kleeniex or something like that and dump it in the trashcan afterwards. So it won't have time to smell.
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#7
This topic is incredibly epic.
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#9
Why the hell do people go into socks and other crap like that. Simple solution...

-toilet paper/kleenex
-flush down toilet

Its cleaner, and there is no evidence.
Be cool.
#10
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1) I don't masturbate.
2) If I did, I'd come in a kleeniex or something like that and dump it in the trashcan afterwards. So it won't have time to smell.



BS.
#11
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My cum rag smells like Pillsbury Baked Dinner Rolls with melted butter.
something here is baked, but i don't think it's the dinner rolls.
put the ganja down, man.
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1) I don't masturbate.
2) If I did, I'd come in a kleeniex or something like that and dump it in the trashcan afterwards. So it won't have time to smell.



Why not?


Just out of curiousity.
#18
I cum in you mom's mouth so whatever her breath smells like
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#19
Can't.. stop.. the.. lawling...

Seriously though, I grab a new sock each time.

Jerk it then toss it to the hamper.
#20
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Why the hell do people go into socks and other crap like that. Simple solution...

-toilet paper/kleenex
-flush down toilet

Its cleaner, and there is no evidence.



+ Teh interwebz
RIP Tom Searle.
#21
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+1

Seriously?.....
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#23
Flat out disgusting epic win!

+1 for disposing of said kleenex
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#24
Your rag smells like dinner rolls with butter and you didn't enjoy the smell?
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#25
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Why not?


Just out of curiousity.


Last time I tried, it gave me the harshest headache in the world, and it lasted 2 days.

Plus, I already have sensitivity problems when I'm with a girl. (I take a long time to get to the point), so, with fapping, it takes a load of time, and I still don't have enough of 24h in a day...
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#26
Quote by mamason282
I cum in you mom's mouth so whatever her breath smells like



You're not funny.
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#27
LOOOOOOOOOOL.
Why a sock? I love my socks...
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#28
Quote by thedude051
Why the hell do people go into socks and other crap like that. Simple solution...

-toilet paper/kleenex
-flush down toilet

Its cleaner, and there is no evidence.


Nah, theres plenty of evidence in my trashcan
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#29
Quote by JeanMi36
Last time I tried, it gave me the harshest headache in the world, and it lasted 2 days.

Plus, I already have sensitivity problems when I'm with a girl. (I take a long time to get to the point), so, with fapping, it takes a load of time, and I still don't have enough of 24h in a day...



Fair play, ive had headaches before if ive not done it in awhile.
#31
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I take a long time to get to the point


1. 4 girls
2. Sharing
3. ???

4. Profit!!!!!!!!
RIP Tom Searle.
#32
Quote by JeanMi36
1) I don't masturbate.
2) If I did, I'd come in a kleeniex or something like that and dump it in the trashcan afterwards. So it won't have time to smell.


Bull****!
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I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#33
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Bull****!


Lol. I don't understand how it is so hard to believe me...
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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

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i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#35
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Lol. I don't understand how it is so hard to believe me...


it depends then. how old are you?
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I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
#36
Is it bad that I have an entire sheet dedicated to it? O.o

I'm running out of spaces on it.

edit: It smells like...stale pineapple...if there were ever such a smell
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#37
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it depends then. how old are you?


21.
Need fashion advice?

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I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#39
Quote by JeanMi36
Lol. I don't understand how it is so hard to believe me...



Really? You don't?
Soon you will sit on the bench
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You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#40
Quote by JeanMi36
21.


O_O

have you EVER fapped?
Quote by metalcore123
I hate trying to cover up my cheese in school because the bimbo next to me dislikes the smell of pure love.

I'm bringing farts back!
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