#1
I was just eating dinner with my family, and after awhile my parents someone got in a discussion about fish, ants, and other animals reproducting. It was really strange, I mean really strange having to hear your parents talk about sex, let alone animal sex, while we ate. So I ask the pit, anyone have funny / weird discussions you've had at the dinner table?
#2
One time while we were eating I told my parents I was anorexic.
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#4
politics is always awkward.

but the most weird for me would be my parents talking about the cow **** in our feild.
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#5
how about your parents asking about condoms they found in your room? Then moving into talk of body hair.
#6
every night i get to listen to my mother complain about how much she hates stuff.... sometimes its something that is ok to hate like cancer or cigarettes... sometimes she gets a little bit out of hand, like tonight she was talking about how much she hates gay people, and once she talked about how much she hates rock music which is a no no
#7
me and my family were eating dinner trying to figure out which of the humans' muscles would be the best one to eat.


and no we are not cannibals
#8
Goddammit nobody got my really clever joke.

I'm too smart for this place.
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#9
I've never eaten with my family, actually, so this doesn't happen.
Maybe I'm lucky.

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Goddammit nobody got my really clever joke.

I'm too smart for this place.


No, we got it, it was just really lame.
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#10
sex. which is probably the most akward thing when your girlfriend is right there, but my parents say "be careful if you DO do it."

we say we don't, but we do anyway.
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#12
once at dinner. we all switched our personalities (ex: i was my dad and he was me)

funniest dinner with my family EVER

EDIT: we don't have dinner together anymore
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#13
I was at my one of my ex's and her mom and I talked about porn... Wasn't really awkward. Her mom wondered how I knew about it.... I didn't tell her I dated a porn star.
#14
So I had this conversation with my ex's father about my favorite boob size.

I said: "I like 'em small" very casually.

He then asked me: "Small like my wife's boobs (She had low C) or small like Julia Roberts?"

I answered, still casually "Like your wife's, I guess"

Funny. She was there, and blushing.
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So I had this conversation with my ex's father about my favorite boob size.

I said: "I like 'em small" very casually.

He then asked me: "Small like my wife's boobs (She had low C) or small like Julia Roberts?"

I answered, still casually "Like your wife's, I guess"

Funny. She was there, and blushing.


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#16
At my gf's first ever time there. Her sister was telling her mum all about milfs, and how one of her friends who is a guy had called her a milf

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Goddammit nobody got my really clever joke.

I'm too smart for this place.


I got your joke. You and your family were eating while you said you were anorexic.

The problem with your joke was that you didn't say you were eating, so most people here assumed your family was eating, and you weren't.
#18
I was dining with a friend's family at a restaurant, and my friend had gone crazy with the washable tattoos, and somehow we were in a discussion over saggy body parts you shouldn't place a tattoo, and I was EATING, but held it to the part where friend's mom was sounding like she was seriously contemplating getting a dragon tattoo on her C-Section scar, and needless to say, I gagged.
#19
My family doesn't have dinner together so I eat with my stuffed animals.

Mr. Snuggles: So who's this Marissa I hear about

Me: She's just a friend

Mrs. Snuggles: Why you little ****er how dare you have a **** buddy for your own personal enjoy....

*my Mario stuffed animal walks in drunk*

Mario: The princess was great but Bowser ****ing sucks I'd like a green mushroom plz...
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#20
My mother and I noticed that a design on part of a wine bottle looks slightly like a penis. So, she started laughing out of awkwardness. And my dad asked what the hell was so funny, so she told him.
He looked blankly at her for a second, then said, "You know for a fact that's not very accurate. I mean, really, stop being immature."
Few seconds later - "I mean...If you don't know what it looks like, I'll draw you a picture."
Or something like that.

I think he had forgotten his 17-year-old daughter was in the room...
Rather odd, I'd say.