#1
Are guys funnier than girls? At least when they try to be funny. I know it's prolly a preference thing and I'm not sexist or anything, but I don't think a woman has ever made me rofl. I've tried using "funny" in the list of characteristic of my ideal woman, but in retrospect, no woman has ever made me laugh that hard...

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#2
I've found plenty of women who have made me laugh heartily.

Maria Bamford comes to mind first. Not just her stand up, either. She's FAR funnier in real life, sporadic situations than she is on stage.

Watch some of the earlier Comedians of Comedy movies, like when the series first started, and the first Comedians of Comedy movie. She's great.


Also, anyone who mentions Lisa Lampanelli has no taste in comedy.

At all.
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#3
I'm a chick, and I agree with you. I think dudes are way more fun to hang with than chicks, but that's just me.
#6
And, in terms of hanging out?

Guys are usually a bit more wittier, but I still know a LOAD of girls who are just as witty, and make me laugh just as hard.

It's pretty even for me. Most guys I know try TOO hard, while the girls are just funny by nature.
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#7
I've noticed that too. No girl has made me laugh a whole lot when they try to be funny. Maybe it's because I'm a guy and I have the same sense of humor as most guys.
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Quote by meganh37
My friends say I'm funny and should do stand-up... But some really funny female comedians I know are: Roseanne Barr, Ellen DeGeneres, Wanda Sykes, and like a bunch of others...

They are not funny
#9
yeah, plus i'm not saying that women are completely unfunny. They can make me lol, but mostly it's guy comedy that can really make me laugh uncontrollably. And I only think that's because I'm a guy and I'm just being biased, but I thought I'd ask you all.

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#10
its beacuse guys make obnoxious sex jokes. girls usually don't. we are superior.
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I've seen a lot of female comedians, and very few were funny, none funny enough for me to even remember their names. So far all I've really heard out of them is a bunch of bitching about pregnancy and marriage, how aweful guys are, things like that.
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I find that most famous comedians are men, but there are some funny girls that I know.
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I've noticed that too. No girl has made me laugh a whole lot when they try to be funny. Maybe it's because I'm a guy and I have the same sense of humor as most guys.

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My friends say I'm funny and should do stand-up... But some really funny female comedians I know are: Roseanne Barr, Ellen DeGeneres, Wanda Sykes, and like a bunch of others...



you mean the female comedians everybody knows?
#15
Most famous women comedians aren't funny because they all talk about the same material. Ellen DeGeneres is a great exception, though.

But in real life, I find that women and men are equally funny. Or at least that's the case in my circle of friends.
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#16
the thing is, I've seen girls laugh uncontrollably at stuff guys have said. But not really vice versa.

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#17
It is almost impossible for me to find girls funny i dont know why im not sexist i just have a hard time laughing at girls when they tell jokes or are in a sketch or sitcom.
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#18
Quote by sloppyjoe24
the thing is, I've seen girls laugh uncontrollably at stuff guys have said. But not really vice versa.

my friend told me about how she pooped her pants at work the other day. I had a pretty hard time controlling my laughter.

EDIT:
To clarify: She was at work when she pooped her pants.
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my friend told me about how she pooped her pants at work the other day. I had a pretty hard time controlling my laughter.

EDIT:
To clarify: She was at work when she pooped her pants.


HAHA! but the girls i know aren't open to talking about crazy stuff like that

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HAHA! but the girls i know aren't open to talking about crazy stuff like that

Yeah, it's a shame, really. I don't understand why. It's funny.
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HAHA! but the girls i know aren't open to talking about crazy stuff like that

The girls I know are pretty crazy, per se.

I think the "craziest" thing they've done, that I know of, is two or three of them put their money together to buy one of their friends a liquor squirting dildo.

AND they're all about my age, which is younger than 18.

I laughed PRETTY hard about that.
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#22
Quote by BigFatSandwich
Yeah, it's a shame, really. I don't understand why. It's funny.


although, it's prolly the crap humor the reason why most girls think guys are so barbaric

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The girls I know are pretty crazy, per se.

I think the "craziest" thing they've done, that I know of, is two or three of them put their money together to buy one of their friends a liquor squirting dildo.

AND they're all about my age, which is younger than 18.

I laughed PRETTY hard about that.



man, i wish i had female friends like you do girls that I know think that stuff is gross.

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#24
I'm pretty sure Dane Cook isn't a woman, and we all know he's the funniest.
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#25
Wouldn't that be because most women stand up comedy is

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although, it's prolly the crap humor the reason why most girls think guys are so barbaric

Nah. I think too many girls have this crazy idea of what they're "supposed" to act like and what the're "supposed" to laugh at. **** that. Everybody poops. Everybody farts. Why does it have to be such a taboo topic? I mean, obviously these aren't things you do at dinner or during sex or what have you... but there is nothing wrong with joking with friends about hilarious poop and fart experiences.
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