#2
I hope that wasn't serious.
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#6
This is why I wear baggy pants..
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#9
Quote by NorfIrIon
This is why I wear baggy pants..


Huh?
One guy wears ridiculously tight pants so that's a good reason to wear baggy pants?
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#10
I'm small but i work out enough to have good muscle tone, and tight pants are like my calling card, because every girl ive met likes to talk about my body, so i talk about hers, and me and her end up making out behind the stage curtains.
#11
Quote by rafarquhar
Huh?
One guy wears ridiculously tight pants so that's a good reason to wear baggy pants?

so he can sit down comfortably i assume
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#12
Quote by rafarquhar
Huh?
One guy wears ridiculously tight pants so that's a good reason to wear baggy pants?

It's not like it's actually difficult to sit down. I have a pair that are just as tight(if not tighter), and I have no problem sitting.
#13
wtf? i wear super tight jeans and i dont have a f'n problem sitting, maybe those were small for him ^^
#14
I do wear tight jeans, probably tighter tha those and for me sitting is not a problem. actually you can do whatever you want comfortably with those.
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#15
Quote by rafarquhar
Huh?
One guy wears ridiculously tight pants so that's a good reason to wear baggy pants?


He can't sit down properly...
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#16
I would wear tight jeans...(not quuiiittte that tight) but my nuts need some room...and a bad thing is, imagine how bad it would hurt to get a boner in those things! Even if it didn't hurt, it would be REALLY ****ing hard to hide it!
#17
Quote by The.new.guy
I would wear tight jeans...(not quuiiittte that tight) but my nuts need some room...and a bad thing is, imagine how bad it would hurt to get a boner in those things! Even if it didn't hurt, it would be REALLY ****ing hard to hide it!

it is.

but sometimes, it's a good thing.
#19
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#20
i have a tight pair, if not tighter, and as long as you get a guys pair, your nuts are fine; girls pair have a higher inseam.
It is harder to hide the boner, but I can't say it hasn't helped me a few times.
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#21
Quote by The.new.guy
I would wear tight jeans...(not quuiiittte that tight) but my nuts need some room...and a bad thing is, imagine how bad it would hurt to get a boner in those things! Even if it didn't hurt, it would be REALLY ****ing hard to hide it!

Girl Jeans are designed for girls who don't have male genetalia. Tight guy pants are made for people that need crotch space, and therefore there is more space between the waist and the crotch of the inseam.

Solution. Buy tight guy pants.
#22
Quote by washburned
i have a tight pair, if not tighter, and as long as you get a guys pair, your nuts are fine; girls pair have a higher inseam.
It is harder to hide the boner, but I can't say it hasn't help me a few times.

Higher inseam= strangulation.

and not to mention the useless lightswitch-zipper. on off, on off. you cant fit a man through that!
#23
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#24
Quote by Th6r6a6sH
Higher inseam= strangulation.

and not to mention the useless lightswitch-zipper. on off, on off. you cant fit a man through that!

thus why you should find a guys pair
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#25
its really not hard to sit in tight jeans that guy was just wearing girls pants hence the bell bottoms...what a faggot
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#26
I HATE guys wearing tight pair of jeans. I just want to smack them in the heads, but hey I can't do anything about it :/
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#29
his jeans werent that tight...
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#31
I don't mind tight jeans, I have a few pairs myself, but I think when you're grunting and groaning trying to sit up, they might be a tad too tight.
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#32
If you're going to wear tight pants, stop being a retarted homophobe and wear a pair of girls pants, or at least, mens stretchy pants (which cost a ****load more).
#33
Quote by brake_p
If you're going to wear tight pants, stop being a retarted homophobe and wear a pair of girls pants, or at least, mens stretchy pants (which cost a ****load more).




why not just buy tight men's pants??

I usually just get regular fit
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#34
Quote by The.new.guy
I would wear tight jeans...(not quuiiittte that tight) but my nuts need some room...and a bad thing is, imagine how bad it would hurt to get a boner in those things! Even if it didn't hurt, it would be REALLY ****ing hard to hide it!

Naw! If you have black tight pants, and you don't stuff it back, it's actually really hard to tell. It holds everything back. It feels a little awkward though.