#1
im screwed is 12:00am and i havent got a clue how to do a ceremonial speech or what occasion to choose? is for a class assigment

can somebody give me some ideas or has any one done a ceremonial speech before?
any advice,tips ideas are appreciated
my guitar stuff:
ESP JH-600
ValveKing 112
DigiTech Whammy Pedal
Taylor 314CE
Dunlop SW-95 Slash Wah Pedal
Cordoba C7 Nylon String Acoustic Guitar
Metal muff
Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster Ash
#2
If I've understood this correctly, I think I may know what you're talking about. (Toasts, roasts, commemorative, etc.)?

I did a commemorative speech on Bryce Avary.

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Sometimes a soul must wander to truly know it is home.

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#3
If I've understood this correctly, I think I may know what you're talking about. (Toasts, roasts, commemorative, etc.)?


yes that kind of thing i never done a toast or any of that stuff so im cluelesss as to what the hell i would say or waht ocassion would be easier for me to do
my guitar stuff:
ESP JH-600
ValveKing 112
DigiTech Whammy Pedal
Taylor 314CE
Dunlop SW-95 Slash Wah Pedal
Cordoba C7 Nylon String Acoustic Guitar
Metal muff
Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster Ash
#4
Quote by stefan1988
im cluelesss as to what the hell i would say or waht ocassion would be easier for me to do
Make up a situation. Let's say your grandfather is turning ninety. Celebrate his life and toast for good health and happiness.

To know another is to know a universe of others...
Sometimes a soul must wander to truly know it is home.

Andrew McMahon
#5
Make up a situation. Let's say your grandfather is turning ninety. Celebrate his life and toast for good health and happiness.


i got to make it at least 3-5 minutes thats the problem i cant think of alot of stuff to say to make it last 3-5 minutes
my guitar stuff:
ESP JH-600
ValveKing 112
DigiTech Whammy Pedal
Taylor 314CE
Dunlop SW-95 Slash Wah Pedal
Cordoba C7 Nylon String Acoustic Guitar
Metal muff
Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster Ash
#6
Quote by stefan1988
i got to make it at least 3-5 minutes thats the problem i cant think of alot of stuff to say to make it last 3-5 minutes
Talk about his entire life. He's freaking ninety, so it won't be too hard haha.

To know another is to know a universe of others...
Sometimes a soul must wander to truly know it is home.

Andrew McMahon
#7
Quote by stefan1988
i got to make it at least 3-5 minutes thats the problem i cant think of alot of stuff to say to make it last 3-5 minutes


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#8
i never knew my grandparents since they were dead before i was born and my other grandparents fro my moms side i dont rembember since i was too small


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this is why im having a tough time making up this stuff
my guitar stuff:
ESP JH-600
ValveKing 112
DigiTech Whammy Pedal
Taylor 314CE
Dunlop SW-95 Slash Wah Pedal
Cordoba C7 Nylon String Acoustic Guitar
Metal muff
Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster Ash
#9
Quote by stefan1988
i never knew my grandparents since they were dead before i was born and my other grandparents fro my moms side i dont rembember since i was too small


this is why im having a tough time making up this stuff


Then imagine something else. I dunno, parents 25 years of marriage.... stuff like that.
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i love you more than words can express jean.


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#10
Then imagine something else. I dunno, parents 25 years of marriage.... stuff like that.


this ceremonial speeches are tough

i dont know which one to do yet i think i might do the birthday one or i might do award one for example getting award for being best guitarist ever

im really crap at imagining this stuff up and i have to make outline so i have no idea how to put the ideas together?

please help me out
my guitar stuff:
ESP JH-600
ValveKing 112
DigiTech Whammy Pedal
Taylor 314CE
Dunlop SW-95 Slash Wah Pedal
Cordoba C7 Nylon String Acoustic Guitar
Metal muff
Fender American Deluxe Stratocaster Ash