#1
The game is that each User posts a sentence that continues the above users sentence to create a story about where babies come from. (of course, not where they really do)

I'll Start-

Well, it all starts when a guitar string breaks...
#4
then after nine months, the fetus is ready for birth
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The thermodynamic wave created by the broken string then reverses the polarity of a woman's ovaries, thusly....
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The thermodynamic wave created by the broken string then reverses the polarity of a woman's ovaries, thusly....

...little late buddy
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fantastic game that was.
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#12
hahahahahahah

that was great
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#14
and then the man prematurely ejaculates...
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#17
so when the upper dorsimus and the lower ubilius contract.....
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#18
a baby is born.
And we will weave in and out of sanity unnoticed
Swirling in blissfully restless visions of all our bleary progress
Glowing in radiant madness
#22
then the meniscus separated.....
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..Or is it?
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#27
and then, out of the nothingness, a baby was born.
Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the cake this morning!

yeah, that's an inside joke. i made it different colors and sizes to be obnoxious...
#29
"Wait, babies come from here?! You told me I came from your vagina!!!"
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#30
Mommy said the stork brings them.
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#31
then the defibrilator was used...
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#33
One sunny afternoon, my dad set me down and said, "Son, one of these days, your penis is going to get big, and you're going to wonder why."

So, being 7-year-old child I was, I asked him, "What's a penis?"

He shook his head and walked off.