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#1
Does anyone have and weird-ass or scary ouija board stories.

would love to hear them

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#5
u know that board with the letters around it and the numbers and you've got the cup or whatever and everyone puts their hands on it and you ask it questions and it moves to the answers by spelling it out.

pronounced weegee
#6
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Pronounced 'wee-jee', one of those wooden things that you talk to dead blokes with



oh..

personally I don't think that works... Mumbo Jumbo
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#7
never do it end off. if it works it usually lures evil spirits into your home or even haunts the host untill exorcised.
usually it is evil spirits talking.
please dont do it
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#8
mars volta wrote the entire "bedlam in goliath" album about their experiences with an ouija board...
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#10
Yeah, this one time me and my friend had this terrifying experience. Allow me to paint a picture.
It was a dark, stormy night. The moon was hidden behind the clouds, and lightning was the only sound pierced the crashing rain.
On the table it lay. The Ouija board. It was primitive in appearance. Simpla piece of paper, with the alphabet, the numbers 1-10 and 'yes' and 'no' written on it. Next to it lay a copper coin, the medium. The storm had caused a blackout, so the room was filled with candles, which gave off an eerie light.
Shivering, my friend and I sat at the table and stared at the board. We were both too afraid to move, or to even speak. Eventually, I plucked up the courage to hastily grab the coin and place it on the center of the page. My hand trembled furiously.
As we chanted the incantation, I noticed my friend begging to shake also, drips of sweat ran down his face. After 5 minutes of chanting the ritual....

Nothing happened.

Great story, amirite?
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never do it end off. if it works it usually lures evil spirits into your home or even haunts the host untill exorcised.
usually it is evil spirits talking.
please dont do it

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#12
I did it once and today my mate suggested it and i was like hmm i wonder if the pit has anything awesome to say.

Anyway when i did it. My parents owned a shop right and one of our employees's mothers was into that spiritual stuff and she brought it over. her husband was a cop and it said he would die via a stab wound. he got stabbed and i think he died. but im not sure. I am sure he was stabbed though. it also said my mother would die in 2 years and this was about 8 years ago.
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Yeah, this one time me and my friend had this terrifying experience. Allow me to paint a picture.
It was a dark, stormy night. The moon was hidden behind the clouds, and lightning was the only sound pierced the crashing rain.
On the table it lay. The Ouija board. It was primitive in appearance. Simpla piece of paper, with the alphabet, the numbers 1-10 and 'yes' and 'no' written on it. Next to it lay a copper coin, the medium. The storm had caused a blackout, so the room was filled with candles, which gave off an eerie light.
Shivering, my friend and I sat at the table and stared at the board. We were both too afraid to move, or to even speak. Eventually, I plucked up the courage to hastily grab the coin and place it on the center of the page. My hand trembled furiously.
As we chanted the incantation, I noticed my friend begging to shake also, drips of sweat ran down his face. After 5 minutes of chanting the ritual....

Nothing happened.

Great story, amirite?


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no dice in the mirror?
no sitting on your throne as the prince of bel air?

not a great story
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#16
One time I did it with my mates and nothing happened.

Don't ever do it. Not because it haunts you forever blah blah bull**** have you any wool blah blah, but because it will waste your time.
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Pronounced 'wee-jee', one of those wooden things that you talk to dead blokes with


Nicely said, Zero.

I for one, though, am not stupid enough to use one and let things into my life. (Yes, I'm a firm believer in the Paranormal. )
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#20
I've only used one once, it was the summer of 2006 at my friends house, there was about 5 of us there I think. It was also dark and we were all the way down in the basement so it was that much scarier.
We asked it a few questions, it was pretty freaky.
Icr much tbh. Just that it said that my boyfriend at the time loved me.
Then after that, some of us needed to use the bathroom and we wouldn't even go out of the room b.c. it was pitch black and we were scareddd.
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#21
I was at a friends house while his parents were out, and he had one. So we got it out and decided to try it. We had a little wooden triangle thing with an eye with a glass iris on top of it with 3 bits of wood on each point holding the triangle up.
We asked a few questions about dead relatives, then my friend asked "Is there even a spirit here?"
The triangle started sliding across the board, I jumped and almost took my fingers off the triangle, in the process almost of shitting myself. I looked down through the glass iris, it was on yes.
Well, we asked a few questions about our friends, what they were doing, even if any girl were keen for us. Then my friend asked "are you the only one here?"
The triangle slid over to no.
We looked at each other, wondering who or what it might be - maybe someone close to us who had passed? Well, we asked whether it was a good or bad spirit, and the board spelt out "very bad".
I asked "where is the spirit?", and the board spelt out "in the largest room."
At this time, both of us are sweating. My friend asked "can we get rid of it?"
The board spelt out "not now it's in a physical form".
Suddenly, there was this crashing and thumping from my mates parents room - the largest room in the house. He jumped up, grabbing a cricket bat as he ran down the hall. I got up and followed him.
When we got to the room, the door had shut, and there were still noises coming from inside. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a few big knives. I was going to open the door for him to run in, if it was locked he was going to knock it down while I ran in and we were going to fight this thing.
I put my hand on the door handle, turned it and threw the door open, and there, in front of us, staring at us with a single ice-blue eye; was something hideous. something unbearable to look upon, something hugely terrifying; something which could only be described as... a monster.
He did the mash.
He did the monster mash.
He did the mash.
It was a graveyard Smash.
He did the mash.
It caught on in a flash.
He did the mash.
He did the monster mash.
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#22
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You sir, have bad grammer


Full stop needed.
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#24
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You sir, have bad grammer

You sir, have bad spelling.

It's the Ideometer effect. Your hand subconsciously moves the glass where you expect it to go. Same goes for the pendulum thing.
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#25
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I was at a friends house while his parents were out, and he had one. So we got it out and decided to try it. We had a little wooden triangle thing with an eye with a glass iris on top of it with 3 bits of wood on each point holding the triangle up.
We asked a few questions about dead relatives, then my friend asked "Is there even a spirit here?"
The triangle started sliding across the board, I jumped and almost took my fingers off the triangle, in the process almost of shitting myself. I looked down through the glass iris, it was on yes.
Well, we asked a few questions about our friends, what they were doing, even if any girl were keen for us. Then my friend asked "are you the only one here?"
The triangle slid over to no.
We looked at each other, wondering who or what it might be - maybe someone close to us who had passed? Well, we asked whether it was a good or bad spirit, and the board spelt out "very bad".
I asked "where is the spirit?", and the board spelt out "in the largest room."
At this time, both of us are sweating. My friend asked "can we get rid of it?"
The board spelt out "not now it's in a physical form".
Suddenly, there was this crashing and thumping from my mates parents room - the largest room in the house. He jumped up, grabbing a cricket bat as he ran down the hall. I got up and followed him.
When we got to the room, the door had shut, and there were still noises coming from inside. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a few big knives. I was going to open the door for him to run in, if it was locked he was going to knock it down while I ran in and we were going to fight this thing.
I put my hand on the door handle, turned it and threw the door open, and there, in front of us, staring at us with a single ice-blue eye; was something hideous. something unbearable to look upon, something hugely terrifying; something which could only be described as... a monster.
He did the mash.
He did the monster mash.
He did the mash.
It was a graveyard Smash.
He did the mash.
It caught on in a flash.
He did the mash.
He did the monster mash.
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so she took off my pants and was gonna give me dome (head). fukk yeah, free dome (head) (i'm used to hiring prostitutes).as she inched her head closer to my pen0r, she pulled her hand outta nowhere and sandpapered my mini mr.happyman!
#26
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I was at a friends house while his parents were out, and he had one. So we got it out and decided to try it. We had a little wooden triangle thing with an eye with a glass iris on top of it with 3 bits of wood on each point holding the triangle up.
We asked a few questions about dead relatives, then my friend asked "Is there even a spirit here?"
The triangle started sliding across the board, I jumped and almost took my fingers off the triangle, in the process almost of shitting myself. I looked down through the glass iris, it was on yes.
Well, we asked a few questions about our friends, what they were doing, even if any girl were keen for us. Then my friend asked "are you the only one here?"
The triangle slid over to no.
We looked at each other, wondering who or what it might be - maybe someone close to us who had passed? Well, we asked whether it was a good or bad spirit, and the board spelt out "very bad".
I asked "where is the spirit?", and the board spelt out "in the largest room."
At this time, both of us are sweating. My friend asked "can we get rid of it?"
The board spelt out "not now it's in a physical form".
Suddenly, there was this crashing and thumping from my mates parents room - the largest room in the house. He jumped up, grabbing a cricket bat as he ran down the hall. I got up and followed him.
When we got to the room, the door had shut, and there were still noises coming from inside. I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a few big knives. I was going to open the door for him to run in, if it was locked he was going to knock it down while I ran in and we were going to fight this thing.
I put my hand on the door handle, turned it and threw the door open, and there, in front of us, staring at us with a single ice-blue eye; was something hideous. something unbearable to look upon, something hugely terrifying; something which could only be described as... a monster.
He did the mash.
He did the monster mash.
He did the mash.
It was a graveyard Smash.
He did the mash.
It caught on in a flash.
He did the mash.
He did the monster mash.




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#27
Agreed. The Creepypasta stuff was good too
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#29
Are they supposed to not work with one person? Thats the only way Id find it legit
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#32
its acutally pronounced wee-ya as in the french and german words for yes and i havent tried it but i have heard a story where a bunch of kids did it and the next morning a truck drove through there wall :P dont know if its true
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#33
not really scary, but i didnt it once in my old boaring house at school and it DEFINATELY wasnt any of us moving the cup
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#34
I've only heard bad things about them.

I don't necessarily believe in them but I don't know why anyone would want to sit down and have a convo. with dead people/possible demons.

Basically, I don't know.
#36
Dann_Blood... That was the Triangle Of Solomon . It's used to conjure demonic/angelic/celestial spirits.

I've been on it a couple o' times. And as long as you have protection spells and salt nothing 'bad' will happen.
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#38
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Pronounced 'wee-jee', one of those wooden things that you talk to dead blokes with


It is pronounced "wee jar" in english and "wee ya" correctly

It comes from the french and german words for "yes"
#39
I use one regularly...Well, by "regularly" I mean maybe once a month. It's cool. It works every time for me, you just have to know what to ask it. The questions vary (obviously) for everyone. Nothing creepy really, it's nice to communicate with the next dimension.
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#40
I've never had one do anything, so when I use one, I move it and my friends freak out.

I can mime that I'm not the one moving it
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