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#1
So last night me and a few friends went out and about drinking and such, and when we were walking home, this damn cat kept following us. One of my friends, a self proclaimed cat lover, kept on stroking it. I figured this was the reason this cat was freakin' stalking us. Another friend tried to piss on it..personally I thought it was a great idea but the cat lover shooed it away before urine rained down on our little feline friend.

So, being the man-of-action I am; I picked up this cat (don't worry, no signs of rabies/AIDS have appeared yet). Not knowing what I was going to do with it, I placed it on a wall where there was no escape and we walked off. Well this was like Terminator cat because it had jumped down and was walking after us again. Not the person to leave business unfinished, I picked it up again. I knew what I had to do. With the goading on of my friends, I musted up all my strength and threw the cat over a very high wall, onto possibly a door/wall.

We heard the inevitable thud, and scream of the cat. It activated a security light so we all decided it was best to run from the scene of the crime and into the night.

So, I ask you.. should I feel guilty?
#3
****ing hell you're a twat.


A complete twat.


I hope the ****ing cat comes back and claws your eyes out.
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#4
Yeah, that's a bit of a dick move. I don't like cats that much, but still. You should respect living things.
#7
I once killed a toad when I was 13 and I still feel like an ass.
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#9
You should feel guilty, but the cat is probably fine. Cats are pussies when it comes to physical pain, but they can handle a lot.
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#11
I wouldnt but if u like cats then yes.
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#12
You hurt a defenseless, tame animal for drunken amusement. You suck.
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#14
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You should feel guilty, but the cat is probably fine. Cats are pussies when it comes to physical pain, but they can handle a lot.


I see what you did there.


But yes. Feel VERY guilty.
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#15
I hope you get shot in the kneecaps and strung up with razorwire, people like you don't deserve to exist.
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#20
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I'd rather stab a person in the eye than kill a cat.
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#21
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#22
Dude... as a cat lover myself... what the **** is wrong with you? You don't go around throwing ANY animals. That poor thing just wanted to be loved or cared for, and you feel the need to kill (?) a defenseless animal? You make me sick.
#23
Cats have a high threshold of pain, it probably meowed because it was surprised. Yes, it was a retarded move but the cats probably fine.

EDIT: Maybe you should show such animals some love instead of disposing of them next time
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#26
I'm surprised so many people have overacted to what was simply a friendly cat toss.
#27
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I'm surprised so many people have overacted to what was simply a friendly cat toss.

I know, right?

Next time swing the cat around by its tail first.
#28
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If you insist...

You're sick.


Thanks mr waffles.

TS, I think that if you took part in a friendly baby toss, people would react the same way.
Truth be told, I'd be much more likely to throw a baby than a cat, especially if it were you.
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#29
Dude, it's a cat, following people is what they tend to do. Theres no point in ****ing lobbing it over a wall.
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#30
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Dude, it's a cat, following people is what they tend to do. Theres no point in ****ing lobbing it over a wall.


Tell that to drunken Mayday last night.
#31
Just out of curiosity, what did your cat-loving friend think to all this?

Oh yeah, before I forget...go die faggot, I hate your guts blah blah blah yackedy shmackedy and all that jazz
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#32
No Caturday for you asshole.
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#33
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Just out of curiosity, what did your cat-loving friend think to all this?


Well, the surprising thing is my cat loving friend wasn't bothered. If I recall the events precisely, he might of even suggested it. He was very drunk at the time.

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#37
The cat didn't die.
It probably gripped onto the wall, scaled it in a few seconds, and stalked you along the rooftops to your humble abode, where it now lurks silently in the shadows, waiting for the opportune moment for it to exact it's revenge and murder you in cold blood.

So srsly guiz, calm down. The cat's fine.
#40
You should feel exremely guilty. So whattt, it was following you, omg. Was it doing anything to you? No.

Poor cat.
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