#1
i was watching Manswers last night and there was a thing on there were a guy died in the stall cause his crap was to big...im afraid to crap now
#2
Good, you should be.

In fact, just to be safe, you should never crap again.

It is really the best solution.
#4
How do you think Elvis died?

Well there's a more complex explanation than what you said, but still...
When you saw me sleeping
thought I was dreaming
of you...


I didn't tell you
That the only dream
Is Valium for me
#6
manswers ftw!

watch their segments on how to identify a narc and how to identify fake boobs. very enlightening, got me out of some tricky situations...
#7
thats bull crap.... c wut i did thar?
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#9
Ever seen Harold & Kumar? The diarrhea twins will kill anybody.
#10
I need a scientific explanation as to how to big of a **** can kill you.

Btw, how many Kurics was it?

/reference
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#11
Quote by givemeice
i was watching Manswers last night and there was a thing on there were a guy died in the stall cause his crap was to big...im afraid to crap now

that's the most pathetic thing i've ever heard
Your dreams are all out of focus;
Knock you up when you're feeling down.
And all the world feels so unreal...


COLORFUL COLORS
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Hitler was really smart and could have been a good leader but he was kind of a douche to the Jews.
#13
Be a man and risk your life.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#14
I was in a public bathroom once, doing my business, and I heard someone run in, KICK down the stall door next to me, and shout, "IT'S SHITTIN' TIME!"

Good thing I was already on the toilet, or I would have **** myself laughing.
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#15
if it was possible to die from taking a huge shit, there's no way I would be living right now... =(
Nice beaver.


(. Y .) (. Y .)
#16
Quote by givemeice
*pedalboard* it was probably 50 kurics, bigger than bono

southpark, if i remember right
Your dreams are all out of focus;
Knock you up when you're feeling down.
And all the world feels so unreal...


COLORFUL COLORS
Quote by ishmonkey
Hitler was really smart and could have been a good leader but he was kind of a douche to the Jews.
#17
^^ yeah seriously. I have taken ****s that filled up the entire bottom part of the bowl. I am talking about making an island of **** in the ocean that is the bottom of my toilet.


EDIT: two posts up.
#19
I took a crap at my uncle's. We had to let it sit there for 2 hours while we went to the rec center. We came home and my aunt had to beat it with a stick to get it to go down.

NOTHING HURTS BATMAN!

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what this man says is correct.


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WHAT IS THE PIT!?!?!!!!!!?!??
--clemm

n00b
#20
Quote by givemeice
once i measured one of my craps and it was 1 foot long and 1 inch wide



Just out of curiosity . . .

How exactly did you accomplish this?
#23
Quote by denizenz
I took a dump the other day and it felt like I was passing razor blades wrapped in sand paper.

Worst. Dump. Ever!


That happened to me today, it ****ing sucks...must be the cheap ass paper I buy.