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#1
I am living at my parents house for the summer. two nights ago I had some friends over to drink and play some guitar. After finishing off a 1.75 i went to bed. When I woke up I had pissed all over the middle of my room in the middle of the night and then passed out naked. I guess the girl who was with me was disgusted because she was nowhere to be found the next morning. They are a little sore with me.. I am thinking about putting pee pads all over my room the prevent this from happening again.
#2
You're a joke.
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#4


Well done, sir
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#9
So wait . . .

There was a girl spending the night with you . . .

You got up in the middle of the night and sleep-pissed all over your room.

What are the chances that you pissd on this girl?
#12
Tell the girl that where you're from it's customary to pee on the lady you fancy. It will work.
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#13
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So wait . . .

There was a girl spending the night with you . . .

You got up in the middle of the night and sleep-pissed all over your room.

What are the chances that you pissd on this girl?


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I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#14
Quote by Seryaph
So wait . . .

There was a girl spending the night with you . . .

You got up in the middle of the night and sleep-pissed all over your room.

What are the chances that you pissd on this girl?



Another addition to the ever popular 2 girls 1 cup series? If he filmed it....

Or maybe another R Kelly piss story?
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#15
I read that as "I pissed all over my mom."
Needless to say, when I opened the thread, I was sorely disappointed.

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I did add it. If it dosen't show up soon I'll had it again...
I deeply regret the 6661 in my username. Siiiigh. Damn you, 14 year old me, you edgy little bastard.
#19
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I read that as "I pissed all over my mom."
Needless to say, when I opened the thread, I was sorely disappointed.


Dude, I did too! Oh well, maybe next time.
#20
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Another addition to the ever popular 2 girls 1 cup series? If he filmed it....

Or maybe another R Kelly piss story?



Hell yes.

The TS just needs to set up camaras all over his room and invite another unsuspecting girl over for drinks, guitar, and a good nights sleep.
#21
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Hell yes.

The TS just needs to set up camaras all over his room and invite anoter unsuspecting girl over for drinks, guitar, and a good nights sleep.

And a nice, warm shower.
#23
I actually did something very similar once. And by once I mean twice. And by very similar, I mean I took 4 shots, pissed on my floor, and made myself look like a complete ass. At least you had enough booze it was semi-respectable. But to be fair, I also took 4 mg of clonazepam that night, so...actually I win.
#24
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How do you know this chick didn't piss all over your room, and that's why she left?

Only one way to find out.

Does your pants smell like you've pissed yourself?
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#25
If I was your mom, I'd rub your nose in it. And I'd probably make you sleep in it, too.
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If I was your mom, I'd rub your nose in it. And I'd probably make you sleep in it, too.

And drink it, yeah you'd love that you sick son-of-a-bitch.
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I once woke up while I was peeing.

You lose, sir.

Well I haven't wet myself in months.

You lose, sir.
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#29
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And drink it, yeah you'd love that you sick son-of-a-bitch.

Well I haven't wet myself in months.

You lose, sir.

I wouldn't make him drink it, I'd probably make him lick it though.
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Whilst we're on this topic, I pissed in a can once and I nearly dropped it when it began to heat up

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#30
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I once woke up while I was peeing.

You lose, sir.


I once fell asleep while i was pissing.

I think you lose.
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#32
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Did you pee in said girls butt?


I don't think he wanted to get her pregnant. Idiot.
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Well I haven't wet myself in months.

You lose, sir.

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#35
I could have sworn it said "I pissed all over my mom"

This is just as amusing though.
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#38
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Did you pee in said girls butt?


I don't think this guy understands butt sex.
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#39
Just suck it back up into your dick.


We all do that, right guys?


Right guys?!
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#40


Learn to handle your drink.
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