#3
Because females live longer?
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#5
dudes tend to do stupid stuff.....how many girls have you seen on jackass?
#7
Women do live longer, but I guess it's because of gender roles of those people who now are older. Back in the day, men had to do strenuous labor, while most women were housewives. Now, it's pretty much equal.
#8
Because men usually kill themselves so they don't have to listen to their wives nagging all the time.
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#9
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Women do live longer, but I guess it's because of gender roles of those people who now are older. Back in the day, men had to do strenuous labor, while most women were housewives. Now, it's pretty much equal.



replace strenuous labor with stressful jobs and yup.
#10
I don't know but Check Norris trumps them all becuase he will live forever. He killed Death
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#11
How many times have you seen a women shout "Hey guys, watch this" before dieing in some strange way? Thats why.
#12
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Because men get sick of women telling us not to leave the toilet seat up?

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#13
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Women do live longer, but I guess it's because of gender roles of those people who now are older. Back in the day, men had to do strenuous labor, while most women were housewives. Now, it's pretty much equal.


false

Men are genetically predispositioned to get certain life-threatening ailments more likely than women are ( heart disease, heart attacks, etc. )

Women still get them, but they are more prevalent in men, and most of the ones that are common in men are also some of the leading causes of death.


edit - And gender roles are not the same throughout the world. In many countries women do much of the strenuous work and they still live longer than their male counterparts.
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#14
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How many times have you seen a women shout "Hey guys, watch this" before dieing in some strange way? Thats why.

The same number of times I've seen a woman go "I bet noone's ever done this before" and then die in a strange way.
#15
Because men lose many years on their lives from extraneous fapping.
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#16
Have you ever thought what it would be like to nail a 100 year old woman?
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#17
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Because men lose many years on their lives from extraneous fapping.

There's no such thing. Every time you fap, you are preventing testicular explosion.
#18
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#19
Because they generally live longer. It's not on that list, but I swear on everything that I believe in that my great-great-grandmother lived to be 113. There was a newspaper article ages ago on her. She was my grandfather's grandmother.
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#20
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Have you ever thought what it would be like to nail a 100 year old woman?


No...

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(back on topic)
What man would want to live with a 100+ year old wife?
(and now a counter statement)
Then why don't single men live to be that old?
(and a response)
Because who would want to sleep with a 100+ year old dude? Therefore, what reason does he have to live? He'll never see himself in the record books, since he'll have to die first. Not worth the wait, if you ask me.
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#21
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Have you ever thought what it would be like to nail a 100 year old woman?


Yeah like rubbing your dick against a cheese grater.....
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#24
The oldest woman's husband died in 1942 after eating a dessert prepared with spoiled cherries.
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#25
i dunno but my great great aunt lived to 103 !
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#26
Because women don't say "I can drink 20 cups of rum and still drive!"
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#27
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Because women don't say "I can drink 20 cups of rum and still drive!"


I can do that and ride a motorcycle. Me and some friends set up an obstacle course in a parking lot to test it onetime.