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#1
walking home from work down a pretty shady area

some lads come up to me and ask me if i have any money, i say no

one of the lads goes, argh come on, and they all start walking towards me

i start backing off, when one pulls out a knife

i say a knife, i mean a bloody great huge machete thing

i instantly turn and run. i have never run so fast and far in my life - i could hear them behind me

pit, i am both furious and petrified!
#5
Get stabbed?

Why would you go and do that?
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#6
cool
ya when i was on my way home yesterday a dragon threw up on my shoe

that really pissed me off
#8
I've seen so many "I almost got stabbed" threads now, I hope the next person that gets confronted DOES get stabbed.
#9
Quote by shreddin_frets
I've seen so many "I almost got stabbed" threads now, I hope the next person that gets confronted DOES get stabbed.

I like where your head is at.
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#10
You should've shown them how to make a pencil disappear.
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#12
Quote by shreddin_frets
I've seen so many "I almost got stabbed" threads now, I hope the next person that gets confronted DOES get stabbed.

I hope you're the next person to be confronted.

or would you just beat the shit out of them before they could stab you?
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#14
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wtf you live in lincoln (me too) where abouts did it happen?
down westwicke? i.e. whecky

was walking home from sainsburys up to bracebridge heath

pretty silly of me to be fair

p.s where you from in lincoln?
#15
I hope you're the next person to be confronted.

or would you just beat the shit out of them before they could stab you?


He sure as hell would!
Seriously though, alot of UGers seemed to be getting near-stabbed lately, whats up?
#16
wait, wait, WAIT A SECOND!


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...What was the ****ing point of them asking you if you have any money if they were going to jack you anyways?

were they expecting you to say, Yes, I do sir?

Dumb kids these days.
#17
I hope you're the next person to be confronted.

or would you just beat the shit out of them before they could stab you?


Even if I was, I wouldnt tell The Pit about it
#18
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He sure as hell would!
Seriously though, alot of UGers seemed to be getting near-stabbed lately, whats up?



They probably say 'LOL' out loud or something equally stupid...
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#19
[quote="'[x"]Huffy[x]']You should've shown them how to make a pencil disappear.
oh man that was brutal
it was a good magic trick though
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#20
my policy on knife crime

found with a knife = you have to eat the knife

however If you are sorry you get to season it and add sauce.
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#21
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...What was the ****ing point of them asking you if you have any money if they were going to jack you anyways?

Dumb kids these days.


Yeah, that was the dumb bit.
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#22
Same thing happend to me like a year ago.
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#23
Quote by fender_696
down westwicke? i.e. whecky

was walking home from sainsburys up to bracebridge heath

pretty silly of me to be fair

p.s where you from in lincoln?


Up near newport

I go to Yarborough

lmao i just remebered a song people sing about westwicke
#24
Quote by ndogg
oh man that was brutal
it was a good magic trick though

Totally.

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my policy on knife crime

found with a knife = you have to eat the knife

however If you are sorry you get to season it and add sauce.

But only THIS sauce:



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I nearly got stabbed once too. I didn't run like a little girl though. My two mates who were with me did. My hand was still in a cast from being broke a couple of weeks before too. You know what I did? I laughed at him then beat the crap out of him. People who carry knives are scared of getting their arses handed to them on a plate in a straight fight. What they don't realise though is that they still can't fight with a ****ing knife the little bastards. Honestly, next time stand and fight. It's like fighting someone with one hand tied behind there back. They don't realise they have another hand apart from the knife hand. So grab that then nut the ****er.

Grow up.
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Last edited by [x]Huffy[x] at Jul 18, 2008,
#26
Quote by jmilli2
I nearly got stabbed once too. I didn't run like a little girl though. My two mates who were with me did. My hand was still in a cast from being broke a couple of weeks before too. You know what I did? I laughed at him then beat the crap out of him. People who carry knives are scared of getting their arses handed to them on a plate in a straight fight. What they don't realise though is that they still can't fight with a ****ing knife the little bastards. Honestly, next time stand and fight. It's like fighting someone with one hand tied behind there back. They don't realise they have another hand apart from the knife hand. So grab that then nut the ****er.
sorry mate, but i clearly am not as hard as you

whenever a group a lads start on me, and one pulls out a knife, i bloody run

no joke, and i ran as fast as i bloody could

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Up near newport

I go to Yarborough

lmao i just remebered a song people sing about westwicke
what's that?
#27
Quote by fender_696
what's that?


We're gonna rock down to the Westwicke Avenue

and set some cars on fire

and put some windows through

to the tune of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtPk5IUbdH0

im assumin thats the area people sing about, if not im gonna look like a tard
Last edited by bulldozerbob at Jul 18, 2008,
#29
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get a permit to carry a gun.... thats what i'm thinking about doing.. i just turned 18 last month..

We can't do that here in the UK.
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#30
Quote by jmilli2
I nearly got stabbed once too. I didn't run like a little girl though. My two mates who were with me did. My hand was still in a cast from being broke a couple of weeks before too. You know what I did? I laughed at him then beat the crap out of him. People who carry knives are scared of getting their arses handed to them on a plate in a straight fight. What they don't realise though is that they still can't fight with a ****ing knife the little bastards. Honestly, next time stand and fight. It's like fighting someone with one hand tied behind there back. They don't realise they have another hand apart from the knife hand. So grab that then nut the ****er.

well technically you didn't win in a straight fight. your cast was being used as a weapon.

a real man would have asked to borrow his knife, cut the cast off, stabbed himself in the gut to even the playing field and THEN fought him.

pfft. bitches be fags in the pit.
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#31
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They probably say 'LOL' out loud or something equally stupid...


LOL WUT?
and threw a pear at some chavs and were jumped.
#32
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I've seen so many "I almost got stabbed" threads now, I hope the next person that gets confronted DOES get stabbed.

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#34
Quote by Lemoninfluence
well technically you didn't win in a straight fight. your cast was being used as a weapon.

a real man would have asked to borrow his knife, cut the cast off, stabbed himself in the gut to even the playing field and THEN fought him.

pfft. bitches be fags in the pit.


il remember this one
#35
Quote by jmilli2
How come whenever someone posts about sticking up for themselves in situations like these everyone has a go at him?

Why is it so wrong to stand your ground nowadays? Everyone might as well stay indoors and never go out. Order everything you need off the internet and sit trembling in your room.

They keep doing crap like this because nobody stands up for themselves. If more people did they'd stop doing it.

"I laughed at him then beat the crap out of him"?

That's not posting about sticking up for yourself, that's masturbating your e-penis.
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#36
One of the same things happened last summer when I was with my cousin, aunt, and uncle.

We were walking through Chicago after fireworks and this little flava-flav looking black guy came up to us and kept asking to use a phone, he kept asking and asking and asking until we told him off, then he reached into a pocket and i thought he was gonna putt out a knife or a gun or something so we just took off. But after we went about a fourth of a mile down the road we realized he was just getting some smokes out.

I felt stupid.


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#37
Quote by jmilli2
Ok. I'll lie next time.

Deal.
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#38
Quote by SupremeACL
And what if it was you?


See the above post, it's somewhere up there.

It's just annoying because people are always saying "Oh I almost got stabbed, but I ran away". Thats stupid. I want to read "I got stabbed 3 times, went to the hospital, then when I got out, I went to his house and broke both his knees with a baseball bat and raped his girlfriend"

Alright, well the last one isn't needed, but it would still induce lulz.
#39
Quote by jmilli2
Ok. I'll lie next time.


Or, just not be a dick about it.

He was confronted by guy with basically a machete, I doubt he'd risk being cut up.
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#40
woah. good thing you ran, im supprised you were able to out run them.

knowing the state of knife crime in this country i would have run too (although running may have provoked them, so i might have stayed still too...**** knows lol)
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